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Accipiter22

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Feb 11, 2005
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"Good day sir/madam and hope that this message find you in good health.

Firstly my name is Mary Goodman TAYLOR, wife of recently disgraced former president Mr. Charles TAYLOR of Liberia. My partner in London has vouchsafed for your trustworthiness in matters of business as a reliable person of unimpeachable character. God willing I seek a prompt urgent response to this appeal for assistance my family.

Mr. TAYLOR currently wrongfully imprisoned in Nigeria, previously deposited in Federal Bank of Ghana account a quantity of Vivitar Vivicam 8300SC digital cameras each with resolution no less than 8,100,000 PIXELS. Each piece I can assure you is fully vested with 2.5" LCD screen, yet retaining a compact and pleasing size. If I may draw your attention to Burst Mode allowing 3 images in 2 seconds. Many other important features are also present rechargeable battery, voice memo, and 640×480 video mode as well. Splendid cameras I am sure you will agree.

Our family estate is urgently interested to reclaim our legacy owing to financial dispute between Mr. TAYLOR and the government of Liberia however, we must enlist a reliable intermediary abroad and it is my fondest hope you will agree. Your utmost confidentiality is essential in this venture due to my family?s present predicament.

To proceed further, as a token of good will and security, please transfer a token sum of $249.99 to the account indicated, in return you will receive as I said 8,100,000 PIXELS (eight point one mega pixels) of resolution in the form of one (one) Vivitar Vivicam 8300s digital camera. These pixels are yours to dispense with as you wish, as a reward for your urgently required facilitation of this most imperative matter. You may also transfer a multiple of $249.99 for in return 2 or 3 Vivitars, if this meets happily with your liking. Also please include a one-time nonrefundable international custom and duty tax of $5 American Dollars, to expedite processing.

God bless you and your family as you follow the above instructions. With your support our travails may at last be reaching an end. Highest regards -

Josephine Goodman TAYLOR
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