LMAO, Microsoft knocks Sony's PS2 online gaming network :)

Smolek

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Found this funny

Apparently they sent this out to a lot of places. Gotta check out the pics

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Sony and Microsoft Trade Online Blows
26-AUG-02
Tomorrow, August 27, marks the beginning of a new age in console gaming: the age of online. A new age, that is, if you forget about the Sega Dreamcast, which came with a 56K modem for online play way back in 1999. It's so tough to remember that sometimes.
If you happen to live around San Francisco, Sony is holding a launch party at the PlayStation Store inside the Metreon downtown tomorrow morning to commemorate the launch of their PS2 online service. You'll get to try out SOCOM, NFL GameDay 2003 and Twisted Metal: Black Online at the event for free; Sony's also planning to hold a few cross-country online tournaments onsite. Although the event's open to the public, SCE says there'll be a mere 250 network adaptors available, so you'd best arrive early if you plan to buy the $40 accessory. The doors open at 9 AM.

Of course, Microsoft is not taking this launch lying down. Their PR firm sent us a "PS2 Online Starter Kit" today that includes what they think would be some very helpful accessories for the PS2 online lifestyle. Here's what the starter kit contains:


An "online password reminder pad" to help gamers keep track of the different logins and passwords they'll need for every game

A "56K download assistant" (a ball and paddle) to help pass the time during downloads

An "online cross-games friends list" (a cheap address book) to help you keep track of online friends ("With the PlayStation 2, finding your friends online is a game in itself," says Microsoft's press release)

An "online voice communicator" (a phone card) for those PS2 games that don't have voice support

An "online short-range voice communication system" (two cups and a string) to talk with your friends free of charge

And finally, some ATM deposit envelopes for all the money you'll need to enjoy the PS2 service

The box was even packed in some shredded-up paper that had the phrase "AOL-Real Media-Broadband Revolution-2001 Launch-Broken Promises" printed on it repeatedly. Cruel, man, cruel. We look forward to an equally snippy package from Sony outlining Xbox Live's faults sometime later this fall.
 

SuperTool

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pretty funny for a convicted illegal monopolist
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Bobomatic

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Thats great, I heard that Microsoft is pumping lots of money into dominating the online console gaming.
 

DogFromDuckhunt

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Heh, yeah I read that earlier ... the ps2's with the cups on top were pretty good, as well as the "AOL-Real Media-"

On a bit of a side note, anyone here happen to visit the IGN boards as well?

 

Smolek

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Originally posted by: DogFromDuckhunt
On a bit of a side note, anyone here happen to visit the IGN boards as well?

I do. Same user name as here
 

ragiepew

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Originally posted by: HenHowC
too bad the only good game on the xbox is halo :)
Thats YOUR opinion... i happen to think there are plenty of good games on xbox... thank god this is a free country where we can express our opinions w/o them being shoved in our face...
 

Cute, I will remember that when I still buy a PS2 this weekend and continue do all my online gaming on my PC :)
 

arod

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Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n1
Originally posted by: HenHowC
too bad the only good game on the xbox is halo :)

too bad all consoles suck cock for breakfast :disgust:

True dat :)

Whats funny is I just bought a dreamcast yesterday for the sweet price of 40 dollars shipped with a bunch of accessories. Any new game that I want to play is going to be on the Pc.

 

XZeroII

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Originally posted by: HenHowC
too bad the only good game on the xbox is halo :)

I used to think that too...when I didn't have an XBox. Now that I have one, I have found a ton of good games. Project Gotham Racing is awesome.
 
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I don't know how Xbox on-line gaming works but Microsofts's "The ZONE" is the worst approach to on-line gaming the world will ever see.

 

Kev

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i was going to get the adapter for madden 2003 online, but then i found out that EA sports will only let you play 2003 until 2004 comes out, then they won't support it online anymore. thhus forcing you to buy the same game every year just to play online.
 

SSP

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HAHAHAHAH! Too bad ign forums are a part of ign insider now. I coud've had soo much fun in the ps2 forums. :D
 

SSP

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Originally posted by: yamahaXS
I don't know how Xbox on-line gaming works but Microsofts's "The ZONE" is the worst approach to on-line gaming the world will ever see.

Its sh!t loads better then any other free online gaming sites. The loading is fast (compared to Heat where they keep downloading the updates everytime you log in, even though they are dead now), and isnt as buggy as that aweful pos gamespy.