- Jun 4, 2002
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Subject: The Mother in Law
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents
helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and
my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart,
but most of all beautiful and sexy, who
sometimes flirted me, which made me feel
uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I
got married and committed my life to her daughter, she
wanted to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and
if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just
watched her delicious behind as she went up the
stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and
went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out
of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and
pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't
have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family.
Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents
helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and
my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart,
but most of all beautiful and sexy, who
sometimes flirted me, which made me feel
uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I
got married and committed my life to her daughter, she
wanted to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and
if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just
watched her delicious behind as she went up the
stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and
went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out
of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and
pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't
have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family.
Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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