LMAO. Bush blames "Failure to find WMD" on looting

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NFS4

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Yeah, that's it!! Why didn't I think of that
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http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=EC5DFLLM1TXNACRBAEZSFFA?type=politicsNews&storyID=2966242
 
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Gaard

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It is believed to be the first time Bush has cited looting to explain the inability of U.S. forces to uncover chemical or biological weapons in Iraq, a U.S. official said.

LOL. It could be worse, though. He could've said "My dog ate it."
 
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Gaard

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Originally posted by: Lucky
Originally posted by: NFS4
Yeah, that's it!! Why didn't I think of that
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http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=EC5DFLLM1TXNACRBAEZSFFA?type=politicsNews&storyID=2966242
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is that not just admitting that the problem is worse now that it was before? If that is the excuse...at least the weapons were contained in one place before and we knew who had them!
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Here, let me fix that for ya Lucky.

<<is that not just admitting that the problem is worse now that it was before? If that is the excuse this time...at least the weapons were contained in one place before and we knew who had them!>>

There. How's that? ;)
 
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Czar

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shouldnt the evidence he had before the war be enough to convince people that Iraq had wmd's? or is that too much to ask
 
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Syringer

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The fact that we haven't found Osama Bin Laden or Saddam and sons shows that finding things aren't so easy..
 
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BaliBabyDoc

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With its allies, it was fixing water treatment plants, boosting electricity supplies and vaccinating children. A $100 million U.S. fund, billions of dollars in recovered Iraqi funds and revenues from oil sales will help pay for reconstruction.
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It's garbage like this which keeps this government in trouble . . . essentially ALL efforts to restore vaccination programs are NOT associated with the US government.
 
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Alistar7

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U.S. Seeks WMD Data in Seized Iraq Papers

BAGHDAD, Iraq - U.S. soldiers, acting on a tip, seized top secret code equipment and piles of Iraqi intelligence documents in a raid Saturday on a community center. The find, including references to a nuclear program, is being sent to senior intelligence analysts to look for information on Iraq (news - web sites)'s banned weapons programs.

One document, dated Feb. 7, 1998, appeared to be a manifest for secure communications equipment. The memo, sent from the National Security Council of Iraq, was addressed to the Iraqi Nuclear Organization, with a carbon to the Mukhabarat, the secret intelligence service.
 
CaptnKirk

CaptnKirk

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Oh boy ! A 5 year old document about Krypto code equipment.
They just grab the machine and start beating you with it until you die.
That's a real Weapon of Mass Destruction.

This is not the first time we've found 'Secret Saddam Stuff' or as the
inner circle calls them the dreaded SSS.
Nothing has panned out yet.

And since we knew exactly what was hidden where, we should have no trouble
following the trail of dead looters littering the roads to where they took it to
share it with their friends and families.
With the stockpiles the looters stole we should see thousands dead everywhere.
The looters were not likely trained in handling of such toxic substances which kill in just minutes,
so when they drank, ate, or bathed in the chemicals, their corpse should be close by.
 
LunarRay

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I don't think even Bush could have said this... Nah... it must be a misquote of some low level janitor..

How could they burn it and not die? No! This is not real... can't be.
 
Hayabusa Rider

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Originally posted by: HJD1
I don't think even Bush could have said this... Nah... it must be a misquote of some low level janitor..

How could they burn it and not die? No! This is not real... can't be.
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Doesnt Bush have a dog? I bet he did eat it.

I am reminded of Tail Gunner Joes supporters when they would justify the whole sorry mess with comments like "Yeah, they found a Communist In NJ!, as if anything at all would be enough. For some it is. The case gets weaker by the day, but that's alright. They are not justifying Bush. They have to justify themselves for signing on.
 
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Insane3D

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Oh yeah...I can see it now....

"Mohammed, leave all those gold things and nice furniture....get that fork lift over there and load up those large drums with the skull and cross bones symbol on them!"

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Moonbeam

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GWB has given the Democrats an election issue.
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Yup, even Alistar couldn't be gullible enough to buy this one.
 
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UltraQuiet

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Originally posted by: Moonbeam
GWB has given the Democrats an election issue.
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Yup, even Alistar couldn't be gullible enough to buy this one.
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Depends on who gets the nomination. Neither Kerry nor Lieberman nor Edwards will be able to use it. Graham probably won't be able to either. Dean can but if he gets the nomination it won't matter. He's already talking about raising taxes.
 
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burnedout

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Originally posted by: Ultra Quiet
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
GWB has given the Democrats an election issue.
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Yup, even Alistar couldn't be gullible enough to buy this one.
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Depends on who gets the nomination. Neither Kerry nor Lieberman nor Edwards will be able to use it. Graham probably won't be able to either. Dean can but if he gets the nomination it won't matter. He's already talking about raising taxes.
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Dean might do alright if he can keep his irresponsible spawn both sober and out of trouble.
 
LunarRay

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Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
Originally posted by: HJD1
I don't think even Bush could have said this... Nah... it must be a misquote of some low level janitor..

How could they burn it and not die? No! This is not real... can't be.
Click to expand...

Doesnt Bush have a dog? I bet he did eat it.

I am reminded of Tail Gunner Joes supporters when they would justify the whole sorry mess with comments like "Yeah, they found a Communist In NJ!, as if anything at all would be enough. For some it is. The case gets weaker by the day, but that's alright. They are not justifying Bush. They have to justify themselves for signing on.
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My Joey (a silkie terrier) loves stuffed toys... his favorite is the stuffed elephants... he rips em apart. He'd not eat WMD because he's smart. So too are some of the Democrats who 'signed on' earlier... the line seems to be... "He had them lie to us too" As for the Bush Pup... He can't help who adopted him... if you notice he's a bit embarrased to be seen with Bush... He has called the ASPCA I'm told.... about a change in diet.. that is not setting well with him... I wonder....
 
CADsortaGUY

CADsortaGUY

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Originally posted by: HJD1
Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
Originally posted by: HJD1
I don't think even Bush could have said this... Nah... it must be a misquote of some low level janitor..

How could they burn it and not die? No! This is not real... can't be.
Click to expand...

Doesnt Bush have a dog? I bet he did eat it.

I am reminded of Tail Gunner Joes supporters when they would justify the whole sorry mess with comments like "Yeah, they found a Communist In NJ!, as if anything at all would be enough. For some it is. The case gets weaker by the day, but that's alright. They are not justifying Bush. They have to justify themselves for signing on.
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My Joey (a silkie terrier) loves stuffed toys... his favorite is the stuffed elephants... he rips em apart. He'd not eat WMD because he's smart. So too are some of the Democrats who 'signed on' earlier... the line seems to be... "He had them lie to us too" As for the Bush Pup... He can't help who adopted him... if you notice he's a bit embarrased to be seen with Bush... He has called the ASPCA I'm told.... about a change in diet.. that is not setting well with him... I wonder....
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Well, obviously most dogs are Liberals and Democrats - heck they don't do a damn things all day except sit around looking cute(or whatever) and then expect you to wait on them hand and foot when you get home from slaving all day. :p That Elephant reminds them (the dogs) of the days of old when they actually had to go hunt and search for their food.

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CkG

Edit - shouts go out to you working dogs of america - keep up the good work and don't let the "others" bring you down;)
 
LunarRay

LunarRay

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CAD,

The smart ones allow the human to take care of them... and look pretty... My Joey is 16lbs and all muscle... normal silkies are 7 to 10 max... so he thinks he's a giant.. but, he's daddy's boy and pretty apt to stay that way... He agrees with everything I say... He knows and always say's "I love Daddy best"..

He eats Chicken Breast and Rice... not what ever Bush is feeding his lucky dog.:)

Now I ask you ... why work for a living when you can just laze around an be pretty... His ego needs no sating to get by. He is fine with his lot in life and say's woof (thanks) for all he gets...;)
 
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BaliBabyDoc

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Dean might do alright if he can keep his irresponsible spawn both sober and out of trouble.
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Trust me . . . Bush would definitely prefer to keep parenting skills out of politics.
 
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