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BOLDED ALL MY RESPONSES. JESUS, YOUR PEOPLE' ATTENTION SPAN IS SHOT. READ A BOOK.
The only thing stranger to a single male than living with a wife, is living with a woman who is not your wife. I live with two of em. Every guy knows it is impossible to beat a woman logically. No matter what has happened, 90% of the time you are losing. Try this technique next time your lucky lady traps you in some insanity. Just utter garbage at them.
My female roommate (ex-con) wants a cleaning lady. Fine, I would love one, I'm sloppy. Leave my stuff all about, ain't no way I'm mopping any floors. But don't issue it as law. Just ask for respect's sake. I try cutting her up and being coldly logical, but it doesn't go anywhere fast. Just some wounding. Then my friends take over and bring it to the optimum conclusion.
The beginning is long and boring, but it picks up when my friends take over.
No cliffs.
(20:31:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: just so you know, i'm going to have a cleaning lady come every other week because the kitchen and living room continue to be disgusting. It will be $50 every time, so it will only be $25 a month per person
(20:31:15) GottaPlayDaddy <AUTO-REPLY> : Sorry, I ran out for a bit!
(20:31:31) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if you want your room cleaned, you gotta make sure that the stuff is cleared off the floor, otherwise she'll just clean the common areas
(20:47:34) GottaPlayDaddy: what
(20:47:38) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd <AUTO-REPLY> : guess we're having people over.....call the cell
You deserve to be with somebody who makes you happy. Somebody who doesn't complicate your life. Somebody who wont hurt you. He's the better guy.
- Greys Anatomy
(20:47:48) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: oops
(20:47:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: forgot
(20:47:57) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that second part was for jon basically
(20:48:05) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause i sent the same message
(20:48:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: basically i'm gonna get a cleaning lady to come in here twice a month
(20:48:20) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it will be $25 a person
(20:48:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if that's ok with everyone
(20:48:36) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause it's too much cleaning
(20:48:41) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and the floor is always sticky
(20:48:48) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and that way your bathroom will be a little clean at least
(20:50:03) GottaPlayDaddy: actually
(20:50:59) GottaPlayDaddy: we are going to deduct from the premium you pay to live in a room twice the size of mine
(20:51:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: well.....my father said that if you wanna cosign
(20:51:24) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: he has no problem with me paying more to live in the room
(20:51:33) GottaPlayDaddy: then do it
(20:51:34) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and that you should consider the fact that i pay all the bills
(20:51:40) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that they're all in my name
(20:51:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: even though my parents are paying the companies directly for my share
(20:52:10) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i've been cleaning all the common areas the entire time that we have lived here
(20:52:17) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm basically the mother of the household
(20:52:25) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so it only makes sense that i have the master bedroom
(20:52:31) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but if you and kate want to cosign
(20:52:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i have no problem with paying more
(20:52:56) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i just don't want to be responsible for paying any of the bills
(20:53:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: or cleaning the house any more
(20:53:10) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: which is why we should have the cleaning lady come twice a month
(20:53:19) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause obviously no one can handle cleaning it
(20:53:25) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and it all gets left to me
(20:53:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: which is completely unfair
(20:53:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: none of us should have to live in a shithole
(20:53:43) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: we aren't in college anymore
(20:53:46) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: living in the townhouses
(20:53:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: or living at the beach
(20:53:54) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean seriously mike
(20:53:58) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you have a real job
(20:54:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: my parents are paying for my ******
(20:54:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: kate has a real job, and is almost done with grad school
(20:54:18) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i have no idea what jon is doing
(20:54:24) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but i didn't have my father sign a lease
(20:54:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so that i could live in a dump
(20:54:44) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it's too much responsibility on my part
(20:54:47) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that i have had to take on
(20:54:57) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: to keep this a semi-clean living environment
(20:54:59) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: the deal was
(20:55:07) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that everyone was supposed to keep their mess
(20:55:11) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: in their own bedrooms
(20:55:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and that isn't the case
(20:55:22) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if you have a problem with getting a cleaning lady
(20:55:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: then you better discuss it with jon
(20:55:33) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause i have tried
(20:55:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: several times
(20:55:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and failed
(20:55:44) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i know that his mother won't have a problem with it
(20:55:49) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause she knows her son is a slob
(20:55:57) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and she's the one that will be paying for it
(20:56:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: since jon only gave $285 for last months bills
(20:56:17) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: his parents paid the rest
(20:56:21) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but you wouldn't know that
(20:56:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: kate's too busy and doesn't have time to clean
(20:56:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i'm not cleaning up after everyone
(20:56:56) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so if you don't want to have to pay the $25 it will take to have a cleaning lady here twice a month, that's something you have to bring up with jon
(20:57:20) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and you have to get him to not leave out empty beers/cases of beer in the common area
(20:57:28) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: as well as not spilling beer on the floor
(20:57:31) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause i'm ****** done
(20:59:04) GottaPlayDaddy: actually
(20:59:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd <AUTO-REPLY> : hanging out with rob....call the cell
We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
(20:59:56) GottaPlayDaddy: since you are choosing to have this conversation over IM in a juvenile manner.
(21:03:23) GottaPlayDaddy: Why does he say juvenile ? IM is now considered a legitimate form of communication. It is juvenile because you choose to immediately exit the conversation after 64 instant messages compared to my 6.
(21:07:28) GottaPlayDaddy: Understand this Micaela. Drive this into your reality of the situation. I can exit this situation in less than 2 days.
(21:07:36) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd <AUTO-REPLY> : hanging out with rob....call the cell
We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
(21:08:35) GottaPlayDaddy: You swing the fact that your father has signed the lease as a giant club in which you can bully and dictate the house to your choosing. What is most comfortable for you at a given time. How can this benefit Micaela ?
(21:14:29) GottaPlayDaddy: Micaela part of growing up and becoming an adult. Part of becoming a person. An individual. Hello, even an American is growing the ****** up. Growing up, choosing to exist in a reality in which Micaela relies on Micaela to exist. I exist, I choose to live in a household of my creation. Say it with me Micaela, I choose to exist in a household of my creation.
(21:15:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: ya know what
(21:15:41) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: exit the situation
(21:15:49) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i have about 15 girls that want to move into this house
(21:15:58) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and if you're going to be like this then forget it
(21:16:01) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: we don't need you here
(21:16:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you are here because jon wanted you to be
(21:16:16) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because he didn't want to live in a house with two girls
(21:16:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: obviously neither you nor jon can handle the responsibilities that come with being an adult
(21:16:50) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and choose to leave everything for me to do
(21:16:59) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: therefore....i could care less if you leave
(21:17:01) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: leave
(21:17:04) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: leave in two days
(21:17:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and for your information
(21:17:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i wasn't ignoring your IMs
(21:17:18) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: rob was doing something on my computer
(21:17:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm not choosing to have this conversation over IM
(21:17:33) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: this is the only way i'm able to talk to you
(21:17:37) GottaPlayDaddy: and here comes to unorganized thought train
(21:17:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because you aren't around
(21:17:47) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: just like jon conveniently not around
(21:17:53) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: unorganized thought train
(21:18:00) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if you're going to pull this ****** then leave
(21:18:07) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you have no financial responsibility here
(21:18:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: just go
(21:18:13) GottaPlayDaddy: Micaela do you understand you are the one pulling ****** ?
(21:18:21) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: how am i pulling any ******
(21:18:23) GottaPlayDaddy: Do you get that ?
(21:18:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i want to live in a clean household
(21:18:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i don't want to walk downstairs in the morning
(21:18:43) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and stick to the floor
(21:18:48) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean is that too much to ask for?
(21:18:52) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i don't think it is
(21:19:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i am the only one that cleans up around here
(21:19:14) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so therefore everyone knows that i'm going to clean up
(21:19:19) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and they leave all the messes for me
(21:19:32) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm tired of acting like everyone's mom
(21:19:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i've told kate
(21:19:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i've told jon
(21:19:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i am the only one in this household acting like an adult
(21:19:59) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so stop telling me that i'm acting juvenile
(21:20:03) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: who pays the bills?
(21:20:05) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: who cleans?
(21:20:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: who got the garbage pick up
(21:20:20) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: who got the garbage pails?
(21:20:23) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean seriously
(21:20:26) GottaPlayDaddy: gettin jigga jigga
Chris takes over the conversation.
(21:20:28) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: what have you done to contribute?
(21:20:45) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: don't tell me that i'm acting juvenile
(21:20:48) GottaPlayDaddy: 25%
(21:21:09) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm the one that set up all the utilities in the house
(21:21:12) GottaPlayDaddy: the original agreement
(21:21:12) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: they're all in my name
(21:21:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: why is that?
(21:21:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because no one else was responsible enough to do it
(21:21:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: 25%
(21:21:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you have contributed 25% financially
(21:21:41) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but this isn't just about money
(21:21:44) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: we are roommates
(21:21:48) GottaPlayDaddy: so talk to them, not me, I'm the victim here!
(21:21:55) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and therefore we are supposed to be contributing equally
(21:22:01) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm not trying to make you the victim
(21:22:04) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm just saying
(21:22:09) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that i don't want to live in a messy house
(21:22:24) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i don't think that it's that big of a deal for everyone pitches in $25 a month
(21:22:27) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean seriously
(21:22:30) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: is it that much?
(21:22:34) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: then the floors would be clean
Eric takes over the conversation.
(21:22:38) GottaPlayDaddy: you don't want to live in a messy house?
(21:22:38) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: your bathroom would be clean
(21:22:46) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean wouldn't you like that?
(21:22:52) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: no i don't want to live in a messy house
(21:22:59) GottaPlayDaddy: yeah, if my name was martha ****** stewart
(21:23:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: the original agreement was to keep your mess in your room
(21:23:04) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm sorry
(21:23:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but walking downstairs
(21:23:12) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and sticking to the floor
(21:23:13) GottaPlayDaddy: i've got a good mess going in my room
(21:23:18) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: isn't something i wanted when i moved in
(21:23:22) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i don't care about your room
(21:23:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i doin't go in your room
(21:23:26) GottaPlayDaddy: me neither
(21:23:31) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you can do whatever you want in there
(21:23:34) GottaPlayDaddy: i do
(21:23:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: the common areas should be clean though
(21:23:45) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it's not that big of a deal to keep them clean
(21:23:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and since kate doesn't have time to do it
(21:23:54) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you aren't home that much
(21:23:59) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and jon has weird working hours
(21:24:07) GottaPlayDaddy: kate should probably be contributing more, i've been thinking
(21:24:10) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i don't want to be stuck cleaning all the time
(21:24:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know that she should
(21:24:19) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but what am i going to do about that
(21:24:25) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i told her i wanted to get a cleaning lady
(21:24:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and she freaked
(21:24:33) GottaPlayDaddy: well, i don't know what to say.
(21:24:33) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: saying that she can't afford it
(21:24:38) GottaPlayDaddy: try talking to katie
(21:24:42) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: when she went out and bought a shelf and bed set the other day
(21:24:45) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i have talked to her
(21:24:55) GottaPlayDaddy: it's cheap if she busts her ass cleaning up her tampons
(21:24:56) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: she keeps bringing up that she washed the kitchen floor last week
(21:25:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean seriously
(21:25:17) GottaPlayDaddy: seriously
(21:25:22) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i've cleaned up counters of dishes
(21:25:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: every other day
(21:25:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: since we have moved in
(21:25:34) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i just don't want to do it anymore
(21:25:38) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm tired of doing it
(21:25:41) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know it's not your mess
(21:25:46) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i don't know who's mess it is
(21:25:54) GottaPlayDaddy: Micaela I have used 7 dishes since I moved in.
(21:25:57) GottaPlayDaddy: 7
(21:26:01) GottaPlayDaddy: not 10.
(21:26:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but there is no other fair way to do it than spliting it equally
(21:26:03) GottaPlayDaddy: 7.
(21:26:16) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know, but i mean seriously, how am i supposed to know what dishes are yours
(21:26:19) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and which ones are jons
(21:26:23) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: there is no way to tell
(21:26:27) GottaPlayDaddy: you should put other people's dishes in their rooms when you don't want to do them
(21:26:32) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it should just be another utility bill
(21:26:36) GottaPlayDaddy: i mark mine with sharpee before i go to bed
(21:26:38) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i guess
(21:26:46) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but i mean.....that's really not nice
(21:26:49) GottaPlayDaddy: no
(21:26:49) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i don't want to do that
(21:26:54) GottaPlayDaddy: i can't help them
(21:27:00) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean my dad was telling me i should leave the trash bags in jon's room
(21:27:04) GottaPlayDaddy: i'm paying my rent for a roof over my head
(21:27:06) GottaPlayDaddy: period
(21:27:12) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause he kept saying that he was gonna get rid of it
(21:27:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but i would never do that
(21:27:17) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: ya know?
(21:27:20) GottaPlayDaddy: IM john
(21:27:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know that you're paying rent to have a roof over your head
(21:27:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but it doesn't bother you at all that the kitchen is always nasty?
(21:27:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: or that the living room is?
(21:27:56) GottaPlayDaddy: nah, I get drunk at my friend's house, come home, go to bed.
(21:28:07) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know
(21:28:14) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: ok, never mind then
(21:28:18) GottaPlayDaddy: I'm not making a mess in the living room
(21:28:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'll just split it between me kate and jon
(21:28:32) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: do you want your room cleaned at all
(21:29:16) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if you do then you can contribute, otherwise, don't worry about it
(21:29:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it just sucks cause i'm gonna continue having to do dishes
(21:29:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but whatever
(21:29:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: never mind
(21:29:47) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: just let me know if you ever want her to clean your room
(21:29:50) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i gotta go though
(21:29:52) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it's friday night
(21:30:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i don't want to take up any more of your time or mine on this stupid issue....have a good night
(21:30:09) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: later
(21:31:00) GottaPlayDaddy: Enjoy your night
(21:31:01) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd <AUTO-REPLY> : hanging out with rob....call the cell
We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
(21:31:10) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you too
Gotta beat em at their own game. Just pile on the craziness.
The only thing stranger to a single male than living with a wife, is living with a woman who is not your wife. I live with two of em. Every guy knows it is impossible to beat a woman logically. No matter what has happened, 90% of the time you are losing. Try this technique next time your lucky lady traps you in some insanity. Just utter garbage at them.
My female roommate (ex-con) wants a cleaning lady. Fine, I would love one, I'm sloppy. Leave my stuff all about, ain't no way I'm mopping any floors. But don't issue it as law. Just ask for respect's sake. I try cutting her up and being coldly logical, but it doesn't go anywhere fast. Just some wounding. Then my friends take over and bring it to the optimum conclusion.
The beginning is long and boring, but it picks up when my friends take over.
No cliffs.
(20:31:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: just so you know, i'm going to have a cleaning lady come every other week because the kitchen and living room continue to be disgusting. It will be $50 every time, so it will only be $25 a month per person
(20:31:15) GottaPlayDaddy <AUTO-REPLY> : Sorry, I ran out for a bit!
(20:31:31) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if you want your room cleaned, you gotta make sure that the stuff is cleared off the floor, otherwise she'll just clean the common areas
(20:47:34) GottaPlayDaddy: what
(20:47:38) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd <AUTO-REPLY> : guess we're having people over.....call the cell
You deserve to be with somebody who makes you happy. Somebody who doesn't complicate your life. Somebody who wont hurt you. He's the better guy.
- Greys Anatomy
(20:47:48) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: oops
(20:47:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: forgot
(20:47:57) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that second part was for jon basically
(20:48:05) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause i sent the same message
(20:48:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: basically i'm gonna get a cleaning lady to come in here twice a month
(20:48:20) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it will be $25 a person
(20:48:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if that's ok with everyone
(20:48:36) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause it's too much cleaning
(20:48:41) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and the floor is always sticky
(20:48:48) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and that way your bathroom will be a little clean at least
(20:50:03) GottaPlayDaddy: actually
(20:50:59) GottaPlayDaddy: we are going to deduct from the premium you pay to live in a room twice the size of mine
(20:51:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: well.....my father said that if you wanna cosign
(20:51:24) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: he has no problem with me paying more to live in the room
(20:51:33) GottaPlayDaddy: then do it
(20:51:34) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and that you should consider the fact that i pay all the bills
(20:51:40) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that they're all in my name
(20:51:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: even though my parents are paying the companies directly for my share
(20:52:10) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i've been cleaning all the common areas the entire time that we have lived here
(20:52:17) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm basically the mother of the household
(20:52:25) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so it only makes sense that i have the master bedroom
(20:52:31) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but if you and kate want to cosign
(20:52:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i have no problem with paying more
(20:52:56) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i just don't want to be responsible for paying any of the bills
(20:53:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: or cleaning the house any more
(20:53:10) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: which is why we should have the cleaning lady come twice a month
(20:53:19) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause obviously no one can handle cleaning it
(20:53:25) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and it all gets left to me
(20:53:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: which is completely unfair
(20:53:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: none of us should have to live in a shithole
(20:53:43) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: we aren't in college anymore
(20:53:46) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: living in the townhouses
(20:53:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: or living at the beach
(20:53:54) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean seriously mike
(20:53:58) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you have a real job
(20:54:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: my parents are paying for my ******
(20:54:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: kate has a real job, and is almost done with grad school
(20:54:18) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i have no idea what jon is doing
(20:54:24) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but i didn't have my father sign a lease
(20:54:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so that i could live in a dump
(20:54:44) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it's too much responsibility on my part
(20:54:47) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that i have had to take on
(20:54:57) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: to keep this a semi-clean living environment
(20:54:59) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: the deal was
(20:55:07) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that everyone was supposed to keep their mess
(20:55:11) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: in their own bedrooms
(20:55:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and that isn't the case
(20:55:22) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if you have a problem with getting a cleaning lady
(20:55:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: then you better discuss it with jon
(20:55:33) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause i have tried
(20:55:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: several times
(20:55:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and failed
(20:55:44) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i know that his mother won't have a problem with it
(20:55:49) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause she knows her son is a slob
(20:55:57) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and she's the one that will be paying for it
(20:56:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: since jon only gave $285 for last months bills
(20:56:17) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: his parents paid the rest
(20:56:21) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but you wouldn't know that
(20:56:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: kate's too busy and doesn't have time to clean
(20:56:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i'm not cleaning up after everyone
(20:56:56) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so if you don't want to have to pay the $25 it will take to have a cleaning lady here twice a month, that's something you have to bring up with jon
(20:57:20) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and you have to get him to not leave out empty beers/cases of beer in the common area
(20:57:28) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: as well as not spilling beer on the floor
(20:57:31) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause i'm ****** done
(20:59:04) GottaPlayDaddy: actually
(20:59:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd <AUTO-REPLY> : hanging out with rob....call the cell
We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
(20:59:56) GottaPlayDaddy: since you are choosing to have this conversation over IM in a juvenile manner.
(21:03:23) GottaPlayDaddy: Why does he say juvenile ? IM is now considered a legitimate form of communication. It is juvenile because you choose to immediately exit the conversation after 64 instant messages compared to my 6.
(21:07:28) GottaPlayDaddy: Understand this Micaela. Drive this into your reality of the situation. I can exit this situation in less than 2 days.
(21:07:36) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd <AUTO-REPLY> : hanging out with rob....call the cell
We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
(21:08:35) GottaPlayDaddy: You swing the fact that your father has signed the lease as a giant club in which you can bully and dictate the house to your choosing. What is most comfortable for you at a given time. How can this benefit Micaela ?
(21:14:29) GottaPlayDaddy: Micaela part of growing up and becoming an adult. Part of becoming a person. An individual. Hello, even an American is growing the ****** up. Growing up, choosing to exist in a reality in which Micaela relies on Micaela to exist. I exist, I choose to live in a household of my creation. Say it with me Micaela, I choose to exist in a household of my creation.
(21:15:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: ya know what
(21:15:41) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: exit the situation
(21:15:49) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i have about 15 girls that want to move into this house
(21:15:58) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and if you're going to be like this then forget it
(21:16:01) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: we don't need you here
(21:16:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you are here because jon wanted you to be
(21:16:16) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because he didn't want to live in a house with two girls
(21:16:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: obviously neither you nor jon can handle the responsibilities that come with being an adult
(21:16:50) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and choose to leave everything for me to do
(21:16:59) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: therefore....i could care less if you leave
(21:17:01) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: leave
(21:17:04) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: leave in two days
(21:17:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and for your information
(21:17:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i wasn't ignoring your IMs
(21:17:18) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: rob was doing something on my computer
(21:17:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm not choosing to have this conversation over IM
(21:17:33) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: this is the only way i'm able to talk to you
(21:17:37) GottaPlayDaddy: and here comes to unorganized thought train
(21:17:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because you aren't around
(21:17:47) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: just like jon conveniently not around
(21:17:53) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: unorganized thought train
(21:18:00) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if you're going to pull this ****** then leave
(21:18:07) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you have no financial responsibility here
(21:18:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: just go
(21:18:13) GottaPlayDaddy: Micaela do you understand you are the one pulling ****** ?
(21:18:21) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: how am i pulling any ******
(21:18:23) GottaPlayDaddy: Do you get that ?
(21:18:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i want to live in a clean household
(21:18:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i don't want to walk downstairs in the morning
(21:18:43) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and stick to the floor
(21:18:48) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean is that too much to ask for?
(21:18:52) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i don't think it is
(21:19:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because i am the only one that cleans up around here
(21:19:14) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so therefore everyone knows that i'm going to clean up
(21:19:19) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and they leave all the messes for me
(21:19:32) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm tired of acting like everyone's mom
(21:19:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i've told kate
(21:19:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i've told jon
(21:19:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i am the only one in this household acting like an adult
(21:19:59) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: so stop telling me that i'm acting juvenile
(21:20:03) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: who pays the bills?
(21:20:05) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: who cleans?
(21:20:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: who got the garbage pick up
(21:20:20) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: who got the garbage pails?
(21:20:23) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean seriously
(21:20:26) GottaPlayDaddy: gettin jigga jigga
Chris takes over the conversation.
(21:20:28) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: what have you done to contribute?
(21:20:45) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: don't tell me that i'm acting juvenile
(21:20:48) GottaPlayDaddy: 25%
(21:21:09) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm the one that set up all the utilities in the house
(21:21:12) GottaPlayDaddy: the original agreement
(21:21:12) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: they're all in my name
(21:21:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: why is that?
(21:21:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: because no one else was responsible enough to do it
(21:21:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: 25%
(21:21:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you have contributed 25% financially
(21:21:41) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but this isn't just about money
(21:21:44) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: we are roommates
(21:21:48) GottaPlayDaddy: so talk to them, not me, I'm the victim here!
(21:21:55) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and therefore we are supposed to be contributing equally
(21:22:01) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm not trying to make you the victim
(21:22:04) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm just saying
(21:22:09) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: that i don't want to live in a messy house
(21:22:24) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i don't think that it's that big of a deal for everyone pitches in $25 a month
(21:22:27) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean seriously
(21:22:30) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: is it that much?
(21:22:34) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: then the floors would be clean
Eric takes over the conversation.
(21:22:38) GottaPlayDaddy: you don't want to live in a messy house?
(21:22:38) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: your bathroom would be clean
(21:22:46) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean wouldn't you like that?
(21:22:52) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: no i don't want to live in a messy house
(21:22:59) GottaPlayDaddy: yeah, if my name was martha ****** stewart
(21:23:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: the original agreement was to keep your mess in your room
(21:23:04) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm sorry
(21:23:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but walking downstairs
(21:23:12) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and sticking to the floor
(21:23:13) GottaPlayDaddy: i've got a good mess going in my room
(21:23:18) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: isn't something i wanted when i moved in
(21:23:22) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i don't care about your room
(21:23:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i doin't go in your room
(21:23:26) GottaPlayDaddy: me neither
(21:23:31) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you can do whatever you want in there
(21:23:34) GottaPlayDaddy: i do
(21:23:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: the common areas should be clean though
(21:23:45) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it's not that big of a deal to keep them clean
(21:23:51) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and since kate doesn't have time to do it
(21:23:54) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you aren't home that much
(21:23:59) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and jon has weird working hours
(21:24:07) GottaPlayDaddy: kate should probably be contributing more, i've been thinking
(21:24:10) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i don't want to be stuck cleaning all the time
(21:24:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know that she should
(21:24:19) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but what am i going to do about that
(21:24:25) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i told her i wanted to get a cleaning lady
(21:24:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and she freaked
(21:24:33) GottaPlayDaddy: well, i don't know what to say.
(21:24:33) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: saying that she can't afford it
(21:24:38) GottaPlayDaddy: try talking to katie
(21:24:42) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: when she went out and bought a shelf and bed set the other day
(21:24:45) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i have talked to her
(21:24:55) GottaPlayDaddy: it's cheap if she busts her ass cleaning up her tampons
(21:24:56) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: she keeps bringing up that she washed the kitchen floor last week
(21:25:13) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean seriously
(21:25:17) GottaPlayDaddy: seriously
(21:25:22) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i've cleaned up counters of dishes
(21:25:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: every other day
(21:25:29) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: since we have moved in
(21:25:34) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i just don't want to do it anymore
(21:25:38) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'm tired of doing it
(21:25:41) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know it's not your mess
(21:25:46) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i don't know who's mess it is
(21:25:54) GottaPlayDaddy: Micaela I have used 7 dishes since I moved in.
(21:25:57) GottaPlayDaddy: 7
(21:26:01) GottaPlayDaddy: not 10.
(21:26:02) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but there is no other fair way to do it than spliting it equally
(21:26:03) GottaPlayDaddy: 7.
(21:26:16) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know, but i mean seriously, how am i supposed to know what dishes are yours
(21:26:19) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and which ones are jons
(21:26:23) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: there is no way to tell
(21:26:27) GottaPlayDaddy: you should put other people's dishes in their rooms when you don't want to do them
(21:26:32) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it should just be another utility bill
(21:26:36) GottaPlayDaddy: i mark mine with sharpee before i go to bed
(21:26:38) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i guess
(21:26:46) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but i mean.....that's really not nice
(21:26:49) GottaPlayDaddy: no
(21:26:49) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i don't want to do that
(21:26:54) GottaPlayDaddy: i can't help them
(21:27:00) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i mean my dad was telling me i should leave the trash bags in jon's room
(21:27:04) GottaPlayDaddy: i'm paying my rent for a roof over my head
(21:27:06) GottaPlayDaddy: period
(21:27:12) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: cause he kept saying that he was gonna get rid of it
(21:27:15) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but i would never do that
(21:27:17) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: ya know?
(21:27:20) GottaPlayDaddy: IM john
(21:27:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know that you're paying rent to have a roof over your head
(21:27:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but it doesn't bother you at all that the kitchen is always nasty?
(21:27:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: or that the living room is?
(21:27:56) GottaPlayDaddy: nah, I get drunk at my friend's house, come home, go to bed.
(21:28:07) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i know
(21:28:14) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: ok, never mind then
(21:28:18) GottaPlayDaddy: I'm not making a mess in the living room
(21:28:26) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i'll just split it between me kate and jon
(21:28:32) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: do you want your room cleaned at all
(21:29:16) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: if you do then you can contribute, otherwise, don't worry about it
(21:29:35) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it just sucks cause i'm gonna continue having to do dishes
(21:29:37) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: but whatever
(21:29:39) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: never mind
(21:29:47) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: just let me know if you ever want her to clean your room
(21:29:50) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: i gotta go though
(21:29:52) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: it's friday night
(21:30:08) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: and i don't want to take up any more of your time or mine on this stupid issue....have a good night
(21:30:09) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: later
(21:31:00) GottaPlayDaddy: Enjoy your night
(21:31:01) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd <AUTO-REPLY> : hanging out with rob....call the cell
We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
(21:31:10) BrOkeNfEmaLeMiNd: you too
Gotta beat em at their own game. Just pile on the craziness.
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