Liver Flees George Jones' Body

Spooner

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Liver Flees George Jones' Body
NASHVILLE, TN?After more than 40 years of absorbing vast quantities of hard alcohol, George Jones' liver finally fled the famed country singer's body Tuesday. "I can't take it anymore," the liver said. "A liver can only process so many toxins before it says to hell with it." Jones' liver absorbed its final drink early Tuesday morning, a bourbon and branch water that Jones had with some eggs for breakfast. Until it can find a place of its own, Jones' liver plans to share an apartment with Merle Haggard's liver and Hank Williams Jr.'s lungs.
 

stormbv

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If my liver ever tries to abandon me I'll poke it with a straightened-out coathanger!
 

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Originally posted by: stormbv
If my liver ever tries to abandon me I'll poke it with a straightened-out coathanger!

:Q
 

cavemanmoron

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Originally posted by: Spooner
Liver Flees George Jones' Body
NASHVILLE, TN?After more than 40 years of absorbing vast quantities of hard alcohol, George Jones' liver finally fled the famed country singer's body Tuesday. "I can't take it anymore," the liver said. "A liver can only process so many toxins before it says to hell with it." Jones' liver absorbed its final drink early Tuesday morning, a bourbon and branch water that Jones had with some eggs for breakfast. Until it can find a place of its own, Jones' liver plans to share an apartment with Merle Haggard's liver and Hank Williams Jr.'s lungs.

:cool::sun:
 

XMan

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I read a story where one of George's former wives took away all the keys to the cars and cleaned the house of alcohol. She woke up late one night, heard a noise, and went to the window - and there was George, heading for the liquor store on the Lawn Boy. ;)