Get this, I live 2 hours away from where the eclipse is going to take place (I live in Zambia) BUT I am stuck in the U.S doing Summer school, aaaaaaaaarg if only I knew this class I am taking is a total waste of time. Ohwell I am not one for eclipses, I would rather be here then really bored in Zambia (slow ass 56K connection, + the phone company charges out of the ass just for the local call to my ISP) just for a 5 minute eclipse.
AIDs, Famin, civil war, tribal cannibalism, black on black slavery, drought, Flies the size of of cessna's, and an eclipse!!! Damn I wish i lived in Africa!!!
As on evil white plunderer of the third world, i feel it is my job to commercialize this eclipse while at the same time screwing the natives out of any share of the profit..this calls for an alliance with Don King Promotions.
When I lived in Panama, I saw a total eclipse. I drove for about 3 hours through the jungle just to see it. It was beautiful. I haven't ever seen anything like it since.
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