Little Red Riding Hood & The WOLF (Another Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf, " The wolf jumps up and runs away.


Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf, " Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.


About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf. "


With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you go away? I'm trying to take a sh!t!! "

 

[singh]

 

[m2kewl]

lol

 

[BennyD]

hehehe, thats gonna be round work on monday fo sho

 

[StevenYoo]

nice one

 

[Ulfwald]

The big bad wolf is waiting for Little Red Riding Hood in the woods. She comes walking along the trail and he jumps out of the bushes and say: "I am going to eat you up."

Little Red Riding Hood replies:

EAT EAT EAT, doesn't anyone just screw anymore?

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: GuybrushThreepwood
nice one

that's good, i have one more along the lines of what ulfwald had going.....

 

[yakko]

hahahaha

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
The big bad wolf is waiting for Little Red Riding Hood in the woods. She comes walking along the trail and he jumps out of the bushes and say: "I am going to eat you up."

Little Red Riding Hood replies:

EAT EAT EAT, doesn't anyone just screw anymore?

LOL