Little Johnny

MaverickBP

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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.

She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, since he was sometimes a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.

Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, and then sat back down.

The teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on "something exciting," so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny.

"Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"

"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one.... then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the guy next door shot himself!"
 

Neurorelay

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7/10

Kindergarten language fluency would not be that developed, change the grade to like 3rd and it might work.
 

Maximus96

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i have a little johnny joke,

a 3rd grade teacher is asking her class to come up with a a sentense using their new vocabulary words. when it was litte johnny's turn, the word was "fascinate". little johnny thought for a moment and said "my neighbor's daughter got boobies so big, she can only fasten eight of the buttons on her blouse"
 

cavemanmoron

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Originally posted by: zaku
i have a little johnny joke,

a 3rd grade teacher is asking her class to come up with a a sentense using their new vocabulary words. when it was litte johnny's turn, the word was "fascinate". little johnny thought for a moment and said "my neighbor's daughter got boobies so big, she can only fasten eight of the buttons on her blouse"

:eek:
 

Neurorelay

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Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Originally posted by: zaku
i have a little johnny joke,

a 3rd grade teacher is asking her class to come up with a a sentense using their new vocabulary words. when it was litte johnny's turn, the word was "fascinate". little johnny thought for a moment and said "my neighbor's daughter got boobies so big, she can only fasten eight of the buttons on her blouse"

:eek:


Again, the grade level is too low for sentence development of that level...maybe fourth grade. :p