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One day, Little Johnny is sitting in math class. He looks around and the teacher sees that he was not paying attention to the lesson. So she asks him, "Johnny, if there are 10 birds sitting on a powerline and I shoot 4 of them down, how many are left?" "None because the sound would scare all of the birds away." he says.
"The answer is 6, but I like the way you're thinking."
"Well, I've got a question for you." says Little Johnny. "There are 3 women at a park each with an ice cream cone. One is licking it, the second one is biting it, and the third one shoves the ice cream cone into her mouth, which one is married?"
At this point, the teacher is quite flustered and says, "Um.. the third one?"
Little Johnny says, "No, it's the one with a wedding ring, but I like the way you're thinking!"
"The answer is 6, but I like the way you're thinking."
"Well, I've got a question for you." says Little Johnny. "There are 3 women at a park each with an ice cream cone. One is licking it, the second one is biting it, and the third one shoves the ice cream cone into her mouth, which one is married?"
At this point, the teacher is quite flustered and says, "Um.. the third one?"
Little Johnny says, "No, it's the one with a wedding ring, but I like the way you're thinking!"
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