Little Johnny - weather vane ( stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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Teacher: Class can any one tell us what animal is usually depicted as a weather vane?

Johnny: Yes, they use a cock as a weather vane.

Teacher: That's right, can anyone tell us why they use a cock?

Johnny: Yes, If they used a p*ssy, then the wind would whistle right through.
 

idNut

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Teacher: Class can any one tell us what animal is usually depicted as a weather vane?

Johnny: Yes, they use a cock as a weather vane.

Teacher: That's right, can anyone tell us why they use a cock?

Johnny: Yes, If they used a p*ssy, then the wind would whistle right through.

I thought that was George Carlin who said that.