Little Johnny Joke

[maximus maximus]

One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.

She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny ?"

"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.

"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.

"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed.
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"I didn't know the stem was that long!"

 

[yankeesfan]

I don't get it.

 

[KeithTalent]

4.3/10

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.

She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny ?"

"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.

"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.

"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed.
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.
.
.
"I didn't know the stem was that long!"

10/10 :laugh:

 

[thegimp03]

I like Little Johnny jokes usually...

However,

5/10

 

[crystal]

now why would the teacher puts a rose in her cleavage?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: crystal
now why would the teacher puts a rose in her cleavage?

Yeah, she was totally leading Johnny on...what a cow!

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: crystal
now why would the teacher puts a rose in her cleavage?

Perhaps she was thorny?

Ba-DUM-kshhhh!

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: crystal
now why would the teacher puts a rose in her cleavage?

Perhaps she was thorny?

Ba-DUM-kshhhh!

6.3/10 :thumbsup:

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: crystal
now why would the teacher puts a rose in her cleavage?

Especially with a stem in her vagina?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan


I don't get it.

Urine is mostly water.

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: yankeesfan


I don't get it.

Urine is mostly water.

That's what I thought it might be. But it's not funny, so I didn't think it was the punchline.

 

[Accipiter22]

I got it. Even if you pleebs didn't.

 

[LouPoir]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan


I don't get it.

:thumbsup:

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: crystal
now why would the teacher puts a rose in her cleavage?

Yeah, I'd rather see her put tulips on her organ.

 

[dighn]

terrible
pity score: 7/10