Little Johnny at the auction. (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

 

[Demo24]

lol

 

[screw3d]

:Q


:laugh:

 

[AaronB]

 

[SynthDude2001]

:thumbsup:

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: AaronB

 

[Crusty]

:laugh:

 

[walla]

Who would marry a horse?

 

[SKORPI0]

REPOST ???? I read this here before. :thumbsup:

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: walla
Who would marry a horse?

Well some men do but that's because that's all they can get...

 

[jlee]

 

[trilks]

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

heh

 

[pennylane]

Put a smile to my face.

 

[b0mbrman]

Zing!

 

[So]

:laugh:

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[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: AaronB

:thumbsup:

 

[jjones]

:beer: