Little Ceasers Bacon wrapped deep dish pizza

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Dozens of different ones, I belong to 2, the good ones are retardedly expensive. One's $135 for 3 months, I get 6 packages of 10oz bacon. The other is around $525 for 1 year, same amount of bacon, 2 packs a month. The Bacon's EXCELLENT and you haven't lived until you've had a $30 Bacon breakfast sandwich.

This man knows his bacon.

I'm sold. I'll try this thing some day.

 

[lupi]

Their new regular pizza isn't bad. Tried the deepdish one day and it was just way too much dough.

 

[xeemzor]

Their new regular pizza isn't bad. Tried the deepdish one day and it was just way too much dough.

Little Ceaser's is like 80% dough with fake cheese and sauce sprinkled on top.

 

[postmortemIA]

Little Ceaser's is like 80% dough with fake cheese and sauce sprinkled on top.

cheese's real
http://littlecaesars.com/OurMenu/Info/Nutrition.aspx

Providing the best quality and value to our customers is very important to us.
We use 100% real cheese.

 

[soulcougher73]

Little Ceaser's is like 80% dough with fake cheese and sauce sprinkled on top.

Was just re-watching BoB the other day. This reminded me of the "This ain't spaghetti. It's army noodles with ketchup" LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgTFNUUl9mg

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Interesting to see the positive feedback on this. In general I regard something like this as "gimmick" pizza -- something Pizza Hut specializes in. Stuffed crust, cinnamon crust, pretzel crust, bullshit. How about you try to make good pizza first?

 

[HeXen]

If I did this with my Bacon from the Bacon of the month club and used a "good" local pizza. It would cost me about $52 to make my own version of this pizza. IMHO it wouldn't be $40 better. For $12 this is clearly a good deal, and I bet in a blind taste test nobody would have anything bad to say about it, unless they hate pizza or bacon. The only reason people hate on it is because it's attached to Little Ceasers, 95% who talk shit haven't even tried it.

Maybe you should ask why is their bacon so much cheaper? There is different types of bacon and preparations along with additives.

 

[feralkid]

holy shit this is delicious, I don't care if's from a ghetto chain. I <3 Bacon and the Bacon here's pretty damn good. It's thick and semi crunchy just like I like it. They make it into 2 4 piece pizzas even the slices in the middle have bacon around the crust. At $12 it's by far the most expensive thing at Little Ceasers, but the ad claims it's wrapped in over 3 1/2 feet of bacon. They also liberally sprinkle crumbled bacon on top of it. No this isn't a world class pizza, it's not suppose to be. For what it is, it fucking rocks. The sauce isn't half bad, the Pepperoni's actually pretty decent. While I like "good" pizza I'm not a foodie snob so I can eat something like this and fully enjoy it for what it is.

If you like Bacon this pizza is a must try, The actual pizza aside from that is pretty okay, I like deep dish and I don't see them too much in So Cal. I would eat this again, and by the end of today I predict I will have killed all 8 pieces of this one.

Silly foreigners will say some shit about "oh this is why America's full of disgusting fatties!"

my response would be "this is why America's so fucking awesome"

You know, you made it sound fairly decent, but when you went in some sort of weird foreign strawman direction, it made you sound like a fat-ass with an axe to grind.




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[balloonshark]

I actually like Little Caesars pizza. It beats paying 2 to 3 times as much for Pizza Hut and Papa Johns. The quality of those two chains has halved. Papa Johns ingredients suck now and they started using dry ass pepperoni. Pizza Hut is a Yum! (Yuck!) brand restaurant where profit trumps taste.

 

[QueBert]

Maybe you should ask why is their bacon so much cheaper? There is different types of bacon and preparations along with additives.

It's Bacon and tastes delicious, I don't really care about the details to be honest.

 

[IllogicalGlory]

Little Caesar's is pretty much the worst pizza on the planet. The cardboard comparison really is apt in this situation.

 

[feralkid]

Little Caesar's is pretty much the worst pizza on the planet. The cardboard comparison really is apt in this situation.

It's a Big Planet; trust me, there's much worse pizza than LC's.

 

[UnklSnappy]

Have you met our dear friend UnklSnappy? You two might want to talk some.
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2423140

I would have been all over that previous to my heart attack.
Now I won't be able to enjoy bacon wrapped anything.
It's a fat free/low fat world of food now for me.

 

[zinfamous]

i've eaten a sub in the car (parked), thats no issue. pizza is just so messy though with the grease and sauce.

take the pizzs home? why eat in the car? especially if you're doing a video review.

dude has a series of food reviews, and they are all from his car. It's his thing, I guess.



...I'd just like to point out that OP is the guy that considers Chipotle to be "barely edible and without flavor."

that is all.

 

[zinfamous]

Little Caesar's is pretty much the worst pizza on the planet. The cardboard comparison really is apt in this situation.

CiCi's is waaaaaay worse. ...but this is a narrow category.

 

[QueBert]

dude has a series of food reviews, and they are all from his car. It's his thing, I guess.



...I'd just like to point out that OP is one of the many many people that consider Chipotle to be "barely edible and without flavor."

that is all.

ftfy, I Yelped every Chipotle within 300 miles of me, thousands of reviews total and locations with more than 20 reviews are either 3.5/5, which imho is too high. Or the locations in areas with lots of Mexican people and real Mexican places 2.5-3/5 which is accurate. At best 3.5/5 is a piss poor rating for a spot that's suppose to have uber delicious wonderful food. Especially considering how outrageously expensive they are. If Little Ceasers charged $20 for this pizza I would hate it as much as I hate Shitpotle.

 

[Carson Dyle]

I would have been all over that previous to my heart attack.

I think I'm just going to try to avoid the heart attack.

I don't think I've eaten six slices of bacon in the last fifteen years. Probably haven't had a Little Caesers pizza in more than twenty.

 

[Anonemous]

need a thread on the worst pizzas in the world.

 

[zinfamous]

ftfy, I Yelped every Chipotle within 300 miles of me, thousands of reviews total and locations with more than 20 reviews are either 3.5/5, which imho is too high. Or the locations in areas with lots of Mexican people and real Mexican places 2.5-3/5 which is accurate. At best 3.5/5 is a piss poor rating for a spot that's suppose to have uber delicious wonderful food. Especially considering how outrageously expensive they are. If Little Ceasers charged $20 for this pizza I would hate it as much as I hate Shitpotle.

So like, many many people that agree with you = a lot of reviews that you don't agree with.

OK.

The rest of your post = you really go way the fuck out of your way to hate on something for a bunch of made-the-fuck-up reasons. you know what--little ceasers is some of the worst food ever. No contest really, and that is completely quantifiable by their food sourcing and the fact that most of their "product" tastes like silly puddy. but hey: if it costs 5 bucks and can feed a family of 5--why not!

That being said: the video of the fat dude sitting in his car and eating that pizza, makes it seem quite delicious--it captures all of the amazing things about food: fat, cheese, bread, pork-based meat. that is hard to beat.

did you just learn a lesson? I explained why a place like little ceasers deserves a shit reputation: you know, producing horrible food that is generally incompatible with human nutritional needs, yet I also present and fully appreciate how some of that can be absolutely delicious. Not only that, but I can see myself eating the fuck out of it. Like I give a fucking tit how many chili clubs you have joined, or bacon clubs with which you pay dues--guess what: I'm sure if I send those asswipes $10/month, I can suddenly claim I am a certified expert in whatthefuckever I claim to be

You see, I don't have my head so firmly shoved up my own asshole as you do. (I mean, sometimes it's up there, clearly--but not nearly as often)

Now go suck on a grapple and learn to appreciate things for what they try to be.


(well, except Grapples--because that's the kind of shit that morons eat.)

 

[angminas]

Maybe you should ask why is their bacon so much cheaper? There is different types of bacon and preparations along with additives.

I fucking despise graphs like this. What do you call these, guys? When they zoom in on it to exaggerate?

Grapples

Do they still make those?

 

[zinfamous]

Do they still make those?

dunno; ask OP. He loves that shit. Claimed they were real fruit, irrc.

lol.

 

[Linux23]

Little Caesar's is pretty much the worst pizza on the planet. The cardboard comparison really is apt in this situation.

i love their sausage

 

[QueBert]

dunno; ask OP. He loves that shit. Claimed they were real fruit, irrc.

lol.

It's a real Apple soaked in real Grape juice, my friend's sitting next to me eating a Plout, is a real fruit? I never said it was a real fruit in the sense they grow on trees naturally stfu up with that nonsense. But yes, they are a real fruit. I know because I buy them from a FRUIT STAND that only sells FRUIT.

And yes they still make them, I paid $3.50 for a single one last week.

 

[Homerboy]

I hate chain pizzas of all shapes and sizes.
I hate Little Caesars the most (though the kids love it and for $5, I'll get it for them on occasion)

However, I'm willing to give this one a try just because.

 

[SheHateMe]

We bought two of these for dinner yesterday.

It was so fucking good...I had to take extra insulin just so I could enjoy it.