Little boxes...on the hillside

[UNCjigga]

Little boxes on the hillside,

Little boxes made of ticky tacky

Little boxes on the hillside,

Little boxes all the same,

There's a green one and a pink one

And a blue one and a yellow one

And they're all made out of ticky tacky

And they all look just the same.

 

[MichaelD]

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have themselves a drink
Jill got drunk
Jack said "Slamdunk!"
And sunk it balls deep
In the pink

 

[EKKC]

nm im sick

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have themselves a drink
Jill got drunk
Jack said "Slamdunk!"
And sunk it balls deep
In the pink

I would have preferred:

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
With their pail of paint
Jill bent over the fence
Jack saw his chance
And sunk it balls deep
In the taint

 

[UNCjigga]

So I take it no one watches 'Weeds'?

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill
Forgot her pill
And now they have a son

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty,
What a f-ing whore....OH!

Long live the Diceman!

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have themselves a drink
Jill got drunk
Jack said "Slamdunk!"
And sunk it balls deep
In the pink

I would have preferred:

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
With their pail of paint
Jill bent over the fence
Jack saw his chance
And sunk it balls deep
In the taint

Close but no cigar.

 

[TheChort]

If you replace Ticky Tacky with Tic Tacs it becomes a little more amusing

...sorry, I don't watch 'weeds'