Aquila76
Diamond Member
The Final Destination - 2/10
Awful, awful movie. Worst special effects I've seen including 'The Asylum' helmed films. Horrible overbaked refried regurgitated plot. Better acting found in Star Wars I - III. Only reason this gets 2 points is for Gabrielle Chapin's boobies.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine - 6/10
Pretty decent action flick. Unfortunately, this is a retcon origin of Wolverine, and not what most of us are used to.
On its own it's an OK flick, but if you're a purist, you'll be nosebleeding in anger.
Extreme Movie - 1/10
This movie should be titled "Frankie Muniz is grasping at straws". Unfunny at all levels, except for a fart scene. Farts are funny to me, especially when it's from a hot chick.
Tooth Fairy - 6/10
Typical family fare. The Rock is a washed up but loving guy (dating Ashley Judd - lucky S.O.B.) that makes a bad choice and pays for it by becoming a tooth fairy for a week. A goofy fairy sidekick (beautifully played by Stephen Merchant) that wants to be a tooth fairy helps him through it. Queen Fairy (Julie Andrews) wants to save fairy land from unbelieving kids. Misunderstood teen boy needs courage boost to play guitar in the school talent show. And in the end
- duh.
Awful, awful movie. Worst special effects I've seen including 'The Asylum' helmed films. Horrible overbaked refried regurgitated plot. Better acting found in Star Wars I - III. Only reason this gets 2 points is for Gabrielle Chapin's boobies.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine - 6/10
Pretty decent action flick. Unfortunately, this is a retcon origin of Wolverine, and not what most of us are used to.
Sabertooth and Wolverine are bros, he has bone claws since discovering his mutation, and takes an adamantium bullet to the brain pan that wipes his memory.
Extreme Movie - 1/10
This movie should be titled "Frankie Muniz is grasping at straws". Unfunny at all levels, except for a fart scene. Farts are funny to me, especially when it's from a hot chick.
Tooth Fairy - 6/10
Typical family fare. The Rock is a washed up but loving guy (dating Ashley Judd - lucky S.O.B.) that makes a bad choice and pays for it by becoming a tooth fairy for a week. A goofy fairy sidekick (beautifully played by Stephen Merchant) that wants to be a tooth fairy helps him through it. Queen Fairy (Julie Andrews) wants to save fairy land from unbelieving kids. Misunderstood teen boy needs courage boost to play guitar in the school talent show. And in the end
everybody gets what they want and grows as a person
