List some manly words

HamburgerBoy

Lifer
Apr 12, 2004
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Challenge: Now someone take these words and make the least manly sentence you can out of them.

As raspberry lager dripped from the tip of his mini goatee beard and onto my red stiletto boots, I applied torque like a wrench to his meat.
 

SlitheryDee

Lifer
Feb 2, 2005
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Challenge: Now someone take these words and make the least manly sentence you can out of them.

I don't get enough torque when riding my bike, but my friend has a wrench to tighten it except she smells like lager so I'll put on my high heeled boots and scoot over to the bike shop on the way to buy some free range, grass fed meat while hoping my beard matches the color of my spandex shorts.
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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I don't get enough torque when riding my bike, but my friend has a wrench to tighten it except she smells like lager so I'll put on my high heeled boots and scoot over to the bike shop on the way to buy some free range, grass fed meat while hoping my beard matches the color of my spandex shorts.

:thumbsdown: Don't quit your day job.

HamburgerBoy PWNS Joo!!!
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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BoomerD

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