List of skills that a guy must master

[beer]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
kill an animal larger than himself with his bare hands
use a torqure wrench
know how to use a map and compass
crush a can on his head
shoot
carve a turkey
pack wheel bearings
sharpen a lawnmower blade
fly a plane(nothing fancy but he should know what roll pitch yaw and anything else needed to keep it from falling out of the sky)
push start a car
stick weld
use a snatch block
threshhold braking
climb a tree
chop down a tree
use duct tape
cut duct tape without screwing up the ends using just one hand
headbutt stuff
make a low yeild explosive using household materials
use a pipe and rolling pappers
use a syreringe
mix epoxy
use a chamois
read subway maps
avoid tolls
open a bottle with his teeth

beautiful

 

[CTrain]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Masturbation skills.

BINGO

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Originally posted by: onza
numchuck skills

computer hacking skills

Play guitar of course.

Deffinetly one of my best skills. When I bring girls into my room and they see all the guitars hanging all over the wall they get so happy. Then when you play something slow for them they just melt. When I started playing, I didnt know how much this would help out later on with girls haha.

 

[notfred]

Be able to pay the rent and put food on the table.

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
cunnilingus

a lot of guys DON'T know how to do this properly

 

[Ryan]

If I must know how to unhook a bra without looking and with one hand, then learn cunnilingus on top of that, then I'm going to make it a requirement that you guys can apply a condom with just your teeth

J/K

 

[Calin]

Coming late at night and being expected with a broomstick... Skill: how to say: "Are you cleaning, or are you preparing to fly somewhere"?

Calin

 

[ROTC1983]

Being a ninja...or a wizard

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Calin
Coming late at night and being expected with a broomstick... Skill: how to say: "Are you cleaning, or are you preparing to fly somewhere"?

Calin

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
If I must know how to unhook a bra without looking and with one hand, then learn cunnilingus on top of that, then I'm going to make it a requirement that you guys can apply a condom with just your teeth

J/K

I can do that!

 

[RaiderJ]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
kill an animal larger than himself with his bare hands
use a torqure wrench
know how to use a map and compass
crush a can on his head
shoot
carve a turkey
pack wheel bearings
sharpen a lawnmower blade
fly a plane(nothing fancy but he should know what roll pitch yaw and anything else needed to keep it from falling out of the sky)
push start a car
stick weld
use a snatch block
threshhold braking
climb a tree
chop down a tree
use duct tape
cut duct tape without screwing up the ends using just one hand
headbutt stuff
make a low yeild explosive using household materials
use a pipe and rolling pappers
use a syreringe
mix epoxy
use a chamois
read subway maps
avoid tolls
open a bottle with his teeth

Cutting duct tape w/ one hand!?! Please share how this is done!

 

[PG]

What kind of sissy cuts duct tape? Real men rip it easily by hand.

 

[Kibbo]

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-- Robert A. Heinlein

The only good thing he wrote.

 

[FFactory0x]

Mastering the fish hook technique

 

[brxndxn]

A man's gotta know how to strategically pussify to get the chicks and instantly masculate whenever another man nears. This gets complicated when said chicks are in presense of both man and another man.

An example...

Bob's gotta fart but Linda is hanging on him talking cute. Bob says, "I hold my farts for you, Linda."

Linda says, "Awwww.. that's sooo cute. I love you. *kiss* *kiss* *hug* *holds hands*"

Larry approaches so Bob strategically throws his fart.

Bob says, "Nice fart, Larry, but please try not to fart in front of Linda."

 

[Abhi]

To pretend to listen

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669

Originally posted by: ElFenix
cunnilingus

a lot of guys DON'T know how to do this properly

i need some practice. are you volunteering?

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: her209
Here's mine: Unhooking a bra with one hand without looking. :thumbsup:

psssshhhhh

 

[CaptainKahuna]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
A man's gotta know how to strategically pussify to get the chicks and instantly masculate whenever another man nears. This gets complicated when said chicks are in presense of both man and another man.

An example...

Bob's gotta fart but Linda is hanging on him talking cute. Bob says, "I hold my farts for you, Linda."

Linda says, "Awwww.. that's sooo cute. I love you. *kiss* *kiss* *hug* *holds hands*"

Larry approaches so Bob strategically throws his fart.

Bob says, "Nice fart, Larry, but please try not to fart in front of Linda."

hahahahaha, good one.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: PG
What kind of sissy cuts duct tape? Real men rip it easily by hand.

REal men use an entire roll forevery job

 

[NuclearNed]

Appreciate and look for opportunities to get dirty all in the name of fun.