List buzz word or phrases people use at work to sound important!

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: kranky
In today's world, the only constant.... is change. Those who do not embrace it, who do not diversify, will not get ahead of the power curve. The driver is synergy. We must find ways to achieve integration in order to find the best practices in a global economy. Today's visual futurist will become tomorrow's historian.

The low-hanging fruit of globalization will mean new horizons in partnering. We will improve our organizational effectiveness through a commitment to excellence by our leadership team and by partnering with market leaders and leveraging our information technology.

This is a mission-critical step towards our revamped branding strategy. The blue-sky ideas of the past must be abandoned as we confidently stride towards a 30,000-foot view of the big-picture gap analysis. By benchmarking our creative initiatives in the win-win scenarios, we'll achieve the level playing field.

I urge each of you to take an action item to support these bold market-moving strategies. As I said initially, embrace the change. Be forward thinking in your day-to-day. And if you still have questions, please see me off-line.

LOL!! 😀

I'm guessing kranky is a CEO... 😉

 

[kranky]

I read stuff with crap like that in trade magazines all the time.

Check this out... this is the text of a real press release from SDRC:

SDRC and Asera Inc. today announced a multi-phase strategic alliance to integrate SDRC's I-DEAS mechanical design automation and SDRC's TeamCenter collaborative product management solutions, including specific functionality from Metaphase and Accelis, with Asera's eBusiness Operating System. The alliance will enable expanded collaborative commerce across product design, configuration, order management, supply chain management, and product service and support addressing the needs of enterprises and private exchanges in industries such as automotive, aerospace, high tech, and industrial machinery. The two companies will be initiating a combined go-to-market sales and marketing strategy targeting key customers and prospects in these industries.....

....Customers leveraging the Asera platform will have the ability to seamlessly integrate real-time product knowledge into their enterprise eBusiness environments. Architected to provide tighter integration and deeper collaboration, the Asera Solution will enable global manufacturers to recognize greater results from collaboration, streamline efficiencies in the supply chain, and reduce costs.

 

[d33pt]

Originally posted by: gigapet
achieving competitive excellence

ngc? that's what they're promoting where i work....