Linked to Cancer

Mr Pickles

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I decided to help with cancer. Not by donating money, or a lot of time, but by taking a look at all of the reports and things that give us cancer and compiling a list of things that are linked to cancer so you may avoid them. Think of it as a public service.


Breat cancer might be because the street lights are on. Don't take Regranex for dangerous foot and leg ulcers. Avoid being a female with high blood sugar, if you know how to avoid it. Herbal supplements seem to be an issue as well. I'd stay away from those. Thinking about an RFID implant? Think again, stay away. And for those of you that have grown hair on your palms because you use your cell phone too much, study suggests you might want to put the crackberry down and slowly back away. Radon Gas anyone? You think alcohol and tobacco is bad? Human papillomavirus casuses as many cases of oral cancer in men as both of them, they suggest. Granted, fat people are probably linked to cancer, but don't drink a diet coke, aspartame will kill a bitch. As if being a teen isn't cancerous enough, the cosmetics that some chicks use as teens might give them breast cancer. I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look. A teen that wears cosmetics and eats red meat? That's just suicide. Lets slash out a big category. This report states that lacking adequate health insurance means a better chance for cancer. Pay up. Bea Arthur and the gang might want to read this one. Post-menopause hormone pills are cancerous. MSNBC reports that literally working the graveyard shift is linked to cancer. Stay away from that job. How's your memory? Good? Good.. Bad? Odds are you'll have cancer too. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ORAL SEX AND POT LINKED TO CANCER OMFG.

My point is that I think there are way too many outrageous things that are "linked to cancer". These were just the first three pages of a google search under "linked to cancer" (go figure). I seriously believe the only reason there are "linked to cancer" reports is because we are tired of "man shot and killed" and "teacher\priest involved in child sex scandal" reports.
 

KeithTalent

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I think it's just easier to tell us the things that won't give us cancer. I bet it's a pretty small list now.

KT
 

BurnItDwn

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Beer has been linked to pancreatic cancer.
Hops, an ingredient in beer, have been linked to cancer prevention.

Coffee has been linked to bladder cancer.
Coffee helps reduce liver cancer risks.