Lindsey Lohan DEATH POLL!!!

How many years before she kicks the bucket from Drugs/etc..

  • 1-2

  • 3-4

  • 5-7

  • 7-8

  • 9-12

  • 12-15

  • 15-19

  • 20-25

  • 30-35 years

  • she will die of normal old age


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mmntech

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Well, she's 26 so she'd got one more year until she can officially join the Twenty-Seven Club. Who cares about her anyway. I'm currently taking bets on when Justin Beiber will crash and burn. I'm guessing age 21 or 22. Seems to be the magic number for young celebs to get taken over by drug and alcohol addiction.
 

HeXen

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She is in the Hospital. Lindsay Lohan implied volatility jump on the news, futures hit limit up :)

http://www.mercurynews.com/entertainment/ci_21621600/hicks-lindsay-lohan-taken-hospital

throw down your bets.

lol

Lohan has been telling friends she's been dealing with a case of "walking pneumonia" for the last couple weeks. And, obviously, the best treatment for walking pneumonia is to frequent bars and run into random men in your car late at night.
 

Hugo Drax

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Nov 20, 2011
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"Lung infection" is agent-speak for "breathed in while standing over a big pile of coke".

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SKORPI0

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Well, she's 26 so she'd got one more year until she can officially join the Twenty-Seven Club.

It's only for truly talented people, she shouldn't be included in that group if she dies at that age. :(
 

Hugo Drax

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Nov 20, 2011
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ohoh maybe she is Infected.


New SARS-like virus poses medical mystery

Scientists are trying to unravel a medical mystery involving a new type of coronavirus, which come from that same large family of viruses that bring us the common cold but also brought us Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome - better known as SARS - back in 2002.
So far, two patients have been identified as having been infected with this new virus: A 49-year-old male from Qatar who was transferred to the United Kingdom for treatment September 11 and is currently in critical condition, and a 60-year-old Saudi Arabian man who was treated in June and has since died.
 

Hugo Drax

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Death is getting closer.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...team-behind-botched-weekend-intervention-dad/

Michael emailed Evan and Shawn on Sept. 23, claiming he had been informed by several people Lindsay was "drinking between a bottle and a bottle and a half of vodka per day" adding, "I have seen the empty bottles and even cocaine in her room at Chateau."
Michael continues: "She is again, taking pills to keep her up and to sleep (adderall)!! I even know that she is and was drinking during work as far back as Liz and Dick!"

Zombification already taking effect.

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SandEagle

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she will be Michael Jackson'd soon i bet. "they" need a story to air on mainstream news channels 24/7 in order to avoid real news such as the economy, jobs, healthcare, never-ending wars ect etc.
 
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Hugo Drax

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She is now up from 1 1/2 bottles of Vodka to 2 bottles of Vodka.


As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has become so stressed out by her impending probation violation, she's been hitting the bottle hard ... drinking as much as two liters of vodka per day.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/02/lindsay-lohan-rehab/#ixzz2DwUtEsmn

Place your bets. Looks like its getting close.


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http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/30/lindsay-lohan-alcoholic-vodka-drinking-problem-arrest/

Lindsay Lohan's drinking problem has returned with a vengeance -- sources close to the actress tell TMZ, she's been boozing heavily for months now ... as much as TWO LITERS of vodka a day.

According to sources, Lindsay's become so stressed by her dire financial situation and the impending probation violation -- stemming from her PCH crash this summer -- that she's turned to alcohol for relief.
 
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kache

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Well, she's 26 so she'd got one more year until she can officially join the Twenty-Seven Club. Who cares about her anyway. I'm currently taking bets on when Justin Beiber will crash and burn. I'm guessing age 21 or 22. Seems to be the magic number for young celebs to get taken over by drug and alcohol addiction.

Bieber surprisingly seems like a pretty smart kid. He might even escape that.
 

RaistlinZ

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I don't think she'll see 30. Every day we hear about her either getting in an accident, altercation, lawsuit, or substance abuse. She has no talent. The only reason she's not turning tricks on the street for money is because her Hollywood friends keep paying her bills and letting her stay at their houses.