An open letter to Ferrero candies:
Congratulations makers of Tic Tac.
I never knew what Lemon scented Pledge actually TASTED like, because I would have never thought to spray Pledge directly into my mouth. But thanks to your Citrus Twist Lemon & Lime Tic Tac mints, I NOW KNOW exactly what this would taste like.
Your Lime flavored product is quite enjoyable, so I felt that a Lemon Lime product would be, at the very least, just as good. Little did I realize that someone out there with a different pallet than myself would actually enjoy a Eucalyptusesque flavor in their Lemon. Then again, people eat Monkey Brains and Cow Tongue, so I digress.
Please accept this Ziploc bag of vomit as a token of my appreciation. Feel free to analyze the little yellow and green floaties found in the spew. Perhaps you'll find that maybe my box of candy was somehow tainted. One can only hope.
Congratulations makers of Tic Tac.
I never knew what Lemon scented Pledge actually TASTED like, because I would have never thought to spray Pledge directly into my mouth. But thanks to your Citrus Twist Lemon & Lime Tic Tac mints, I NOW KNOW exactly what this would taste like.
Your Lime flavored product is quite enjoyable, so I felt that a Lemon Lime product would be, at the very least, just as good. Little did I realize that someone out there with a different pallet than myself would actually enjoy a Eucalyptusesque flavor in their Lemon. Then again, people eat Monkey Brains and Cow Tongue, so I digress.
Please accept this Ziploc bag of vomit as a token of my appreciation. Feel free to analyze the little yellow and green floaties found in the spew. Perhaps you'll find that maybe my box of candy was somehow tainted. One can only hope.
