quackagator
Senior member
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the
offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make
love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too
embarrassed to say so."
