Light which one?

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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You have only 1 match left.

You want to light the room with an oil lamp, start a fire to warm the room, and heat your bathwater.

In order to complete all of the above actions, which of these should you light first?


Answer: ?????????
 

Kyle

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Oct 14, 1999
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....start the fire to warm the room?? then just use paper/wood lit from the fire to light the other things?
 

Leros

Lifer
Jul 11, 2004
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Pour the oil from the lamp all over the room. Set the oil on fire. As the house burns down, the room and the bath will heat up.
 
May 31, 2001
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Light a fire for a man and you keep him warm for an evening. Set that man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life. :p
 

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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First, go to the hardware store to buy some sort of manual pump and some copper piping that could be bent into helical coils.

Rig up the pump and pipe so that the coils would be over top of the fireplace.

Then, light the match, light the oil lamp, then use the oil lamp to light the fire.

Pump the bathwater through the coils over the fire, and it will heat the bathwater efficiently. :D