Light story of the day. Melania Trump smiles

kage69

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Dump skipped it for golf? What a shock and a shame, means everyone there was deprived of hearing Dump rant about Mueller, losing the popular vote, or Elizabeth Warren again.

Melania hasn't looked this happy since she was eye-humping Justin Trudeau, probably hasn't heard a thing about porn stars in days.

Good for her. And like dank said, what makes it even better is that Il Douche is no doubt furious. As we've seen often, he and his enablers are cuck-sensitive.
 
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zinfamous

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a "c word" popular among alt-right child-men comes to mind; but I wouldn't make that association with Obama--a truly honorable, good man, even when it is certainly true wrg to Trump.

Now Bill over there, at the end of the isle...I wonder if Melania was just recounting her previous-evening rendezvous with the Big C?
 

Thebobo

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lol those are great. Grabbed this..
is the Zuckerberg on the right? By himself?
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Dump skipped it for golf? What a shock and a shame, means everyone there was deprived of hearing Dump rant about Mueller, losing the popular vote, or Elizabeth Warren again.

Melania hasn't looked this happy since she was eye-humping Justin Trudeau, probably hasn't heard a thing about porn stars in days.

Good for her. And like dank said, what makes it even better is that Il Douche is no doubt furious. As we've seen often, he and his enablers are cuck-sensitive.

Twatter in Chief can't even go and kick a beaten hooker in frustration now that his human pooper scooper is under FBI scrutiny. Must have really been screaming for an extra scoop of ice cream that day.
 

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It's a sad commentary that it's entirely plausible Trump stayed away not because he would distract from the event, but because his advisors knew he would inevitably make it about himself and embarrass himself, the office and the country.
 

dawp

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that has got to drive him crazy with him hating Obama so much

I doubt trumps marriage outlast his time in office and if it does, not by much
 

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that has got to drive him crazy with him hating Obama so much

I doubt trumps marriage outlast his time in office and if it does, not by much

My guess is that the second he's no longer POTUS a fully prepared divorce notice is gonna get served.
 

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It's a sad commentary that it's entirely plausible Trump stayed away not because he would distract from the event, but because his advisors knew he would inevitably make it about himself and embarrass himself, the office and the country.
We all know he rarely listens to his advisors or anyone in general unless it's Fox News. If he wanted to go he would have gone.
 

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Nah his prenup is probably bullet-proof.

Eh, as we've seen with Cohen and his history of hush money, not all agreements are infallible. She can probably make some pretty serious bank on book deals after this and actually feel like a free human being instead of an entrapped piece of arm candy.
 

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My guess is that the second he's no longer POTUS a fully prepared divorce notice is gonna get served.

My first thought after seeing that pic was that Melania was violating some clause in her Pre-nup when she did that. That aside, I'd sure like to see Trump tweet something about that traitorous adulterating wife of his.

"Et tu, Melania? Et tu?"
 

dawp

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We all know he rarely listens to his advisors or anyone in general unless it's Fox News. If he wanted to go he would have gone.

that would have been hilarious if he went and was denied entry to the funeral.
 

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I'm sure it was made as clear as possible behind closed doors that The Donald was specifically not invited to attend. He could have gone, would have been shunned by the rest as much as possible and they would have had to soundproof the coffin to keep the decedent quiet.
 
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Nah his prenup is probably bullet-proof.

They are but they are also very fair. Trump has spoken about them many times on the Stern show. Basically the deals are a property that he maintains & pays for or money to buy something comparable that he won’t maintain. Plus enough money for kids(s) to maintain a wealthy life.
His agreements are not you take 50% however look at his ex-wives they all live comfortable lives.

*I believe* Trump was the first guy to have his wife read the prenuptials on camera with her lawyer present (the lawyer she selects with money given from Trump) to certify they agree to the nuptial terms.
 
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Here’s the tough question. If given the opportunity would Mrs. Obama have given Mr. Obama a hall pass to fuck Melania?
I hope she would just for the image of it.
 

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Here’s the tough question. If given the opportunity would Mrs. Obama have given Mr. Obama a hall pass to fuck Melania?
I hope she would just for the image of it.
Probably not but they should invite Melania over their house for dinner. I think she would go. Big thumb in the eye of the orange beachball.