Brutuskend
Lifer
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in January," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." The friend continues,
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad!!!"
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"
"My mother died in August, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in January," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." The friend continues,
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad!!!"
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"
