Life is fvcked up.. How bad can it get?

[thraxes]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
8. Phil needs friends he can talk to about his problems, cuz ATOT don't give a sh1T.

werd~

REALIIIIZE

Actually try what happened to a friend last year: 2 Days before his proposal to his GF of 4 years he receives a misposted ICQ message (it was meant for her) that leads him to proof that she cheated on him 4 times in those last few months. He kicks the girl out of his appt. but while he is at work she comes back to get her stuff and in the process snaps up contents of the appt to the tune of 2000$.

So you see, it can get A LOT WORSE!

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: Krueger81
Hello,

I'll give you guys the cliif notes on my life.

1. 3 months ago girl and I broke up.
2. Find a new room mate as girl and I live together
3. Room mate moves out after he gets DUI and get's fined like a mofo.
4. Phil looses job two weeks ago.
5. Phil still has a part time job at Best Buy making 9.04 an hour
6. Girl still calls him and comes over sundays for booty
6. Phil has no money for car payment and rent
7. Is Phil able to move back home mommy and daddy>

Phil

8) Phil should learn how to count

 

[Krueger81]

Originally posted by: goog

Originally posted by: Krueger81
Hello,

I'll give you guys the cliif notes on my life.

1. 3 months ago girl and I broke up.
2. Find a new room mate as girl and I live together
3. Room mate moves out after he gets DUI and get's fined like a mofo.
4. Phil looses job two weeks ago.
5. Phil still has a part time job at Best Buy making 9.04 an hour
6. Girl still calls him and comes over sundays for booty
6. Phil has no money for car payment and rent
7. Is Phil able to move back home mommy and daddy>

Phil

Can Phil have booty calls at mommy and daddy's place? :evil:

no mommy and daddy hate ex-girl ... Phil doesnt wanna have booty calls anymore . just wants to get over it. but it's hard when she lives right across the street

 

[Krueger81]

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: Krueger81
Hello,

I'll give you guys the cliif notes on my life.

1. 3 months ago girl and I broke up.
2. Find a new room mate as girl and I live together
3. Room mate moves out after he gets DUI and get's fined like a mofo.
4. Phil looses job two weeks ago.
5. Phil still has a part time job at Best Buy making 9.04 an hour
6. Girl still calls him and comes over sundays for booty
6. Phil has no money for car payment and rent
7. Is Phil able to move back home mommy and daddy>

Phil

8) Phil should learn how to count

10..??? Phil didn't realize that.. and has a couple too many Bud lights

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: Krueger81

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: Krueger81
Hello,

I'll give you guys the cliif notes on my life.

1. 3 months ago girl and I broke up.
2. Find a new room mate as girl and I live together
3. Room mate moves out after he gets DUI and get's fined like a mofo.
4. Phil looses job two weeks ago.
5. Phil still has a part time job at Best Buy making 9.04 an hour
6. Girl still calls him and comes over sundays for booty
6. Phil has no money for car payment and rent
7. Is Phil able to move back home mommy and daddy>

Phil

8) Phil should learn how to count

10..??? Phil didn't realize that.. and has a couple too many Bud lights

11) Phil should go for a booty call now.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: Krueger81

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
8. Phil needs friends he can talk to about his problems, cuz ATOT don't give a sh1T.

wanna be my friend?

you know what? I'm sorry man, I should be happier knowing midgets can fsck each other.

 

[Krueger81]

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: Krueger81

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: Krueger81
Hello,

I'll give you guys the cliif notes on my life.

1. 3 months ago girl and I broke up.
2. Find a new room mate as girl and I live together
3. Room mate moves out after he gets DUI and get's fined like a mofo.
4. Phil looses job two weeks ago.
5. Phil still has a part time job at Best Buy making 9.04 an hour
6. Girl still calls him and comes over sundays for booty
6. Phil has no money for car payment and rent
7. Is Phil able to move back home mommy and daddy>

Phil

8) Phil should learn how to count

10..??? Phil didn't realize that.. and has a couple too many Bud lights

11) Phil should go for a booty call now.

no Phil is too drunk to do anything right now

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: Krueger81

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: Krueger81

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: Krueger81
Hello,

I'll give you guys the cliif notes on my life.

1. 3 months ago girl and I broke up.
2. Find a new room mate as girl and I live together
3. Room mate moves out after he gets DUI and get's fined like a mofo.
4. Phil looses job two weeks ago.
5. Phil still has a part time job at Best Buy making 9.04 an hour
6. Girl still calls him and comes over sundays for booty
6. Phil has no money for car payment and rent
7. Is Phil able to move back home mommy and daddy>

Phil

8) Phil should learn how to count

10..??? Phil didn't realize that.. and has a couple too many Bud lights

11) Phil should go for a booty call now.

no Phil is too drunk to do anything right now

Anything but post??

 

[shimsham]

phil should get his balls back.

 

[Krueger81]

Originally posted by: shimsham
phil should get his balls back.

damn right..

Phil is going to get his balls back tommorrow after he moves the fvck out of this god damn town

 

[KGB1]

Try and get a new room-mate. Make an ad in the paper or if your near a collgge post an ad on the walls, people are always looking. I think the last thing you want to do it move back in with your parents. I'd get rid of the ex, or at least just stay friends. But I'm sure your less reluctant to do that, than you are to moving in with your parents

1. Get new roomie
2. Try and get extra hours at B.B.
3. Lay off the booze
4. Try not to further fvck up your life, because next time it happens some people will lose all symptahy and won't give advice
5. Ohh yeah, maybe if you weren't such a d!ck people would actually like you and want to be your friends. Only if you treated them with respect, and not look down on them, nor ridicule them so much.
6. Lose the ex-whorefriend, say HI! when you're picking up the paper in the morning

I hope I gave some good advice.... on top of that you made me get closer to 2000 posts... and I'm trying VERY hard not to post 2000 until dec 26....

:edit:
Well you're right I don't know you very well, and to further embaress myself: seems I was ridiculing a mod... forgiveness please :beer: However, my comment about the friends part; you had mentioned you didn't have any friends (maybe online friends) except for the ex-whore. After that one does not really have to think too hard about why this person doesn't have anyone to hangout with. (sure plenty of reasons: school, work, social anxiety etc)

Also I said: Don't FURTHER Fvck it up... there is a difference. You can go lose your computer, parents might not want you back, lose job at B.B. Cherish what you do have and try any make a difference in your life.

(yeah great advice coming from a guy who rents out a basement in the suburbs ) Take care.

 

[Krueger81]

Originally posted by: KGB
Try and get a new room-mate. Make an ad in the paper or if your near a collgge post an ad on the walls, people are always looking. I think the last thing you want to do it move back in with your parents. I'd get rid of the ex, or at least just stay friends. But I'm sure your less reluctant to do that, than you are to moving in with your parents

1. Get new roomie
2. Try and get extra hours at B.B.
3. Lay off the booze
4. Try not to further fvck up your life, because next time it happens some people will lose all symptahy and won't give advice
5. Ohh yeah, maybe if you weren't such a d!ck people would actually like you and want to be your friends. Only if you treated them with respect, and not look down on them, nor ridicule them so much.
6. Lose the ex-whorefriend, say HI! when you're picking up the paper in the morning

I hope I gave some good advice.... on top of that you made me get closer to 2000 posts... and I'm trying VERY hard not to post 2000 until dec 26....

1. kinda hard in a one bed room apartment
2. allready done thanks
3. it was free so let's drink it.
4. WTF it's allready fvcked up
5. You don't even fvcking know me
6. I am working on that.

 

[stormbv]

It could be worse...you could have just had a big breakthrough while recovering from OCD, which for eight years infected your thoughts and made you doubt them. Just believing in your rational thoughts is like having a Revelation, and only then will you truly understand how this mental illness has affected you for so long.

It's like taking a governor out of your brain.




jk...can it get any better? That's one hell of a monkey off of my back.

 

[Ronstang]

Your'e getting the booty without the drama or strings and you are complaining? Damn, I wish my life was as bad as yours!

 

[AkumaX]

man just keel the poontang like 4evar

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

I tell you. Fvck buddies just don't get the respect they deserve these days. Screwed up world

 

[Lager]

Are you sure you're not the one asking for bootycall?