Life in California

[WildHorse]

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that, because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license." he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him." yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

 

[FP]

I smiled... but I also happened to be listening to the Jerky Boys at the same time so I am not sure which caused it.

 

[imported_goku]

ROFL!

 

[ballmode]

LOL

 

[her209]

LOL

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: scott

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that, because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license." he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him." yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

"That's O.K." , the cop said as he pulled his pistol. "I'm not really a cop, this is a carjacking. GET OUT."

 

[habib89]

EH....

 

[atybimf]

lol

 

[suicidalpigeon]

:thumbsup:

 

[LLCOOLJ]

Sounds like life in Floriduh and Texas too!

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: Bubba the Love Sponge
Sounds like life in Floriduh and Texas too!

I think you completely missed the point of the joke. Dense much?

 

[LLCOOLJ]

Originally posted by: beer

Originally posted by: Bubba the Love Sponge
Sounds like life in Floriduh and Texas too!

I think you completely missed the point of the joke. Dense much?

Well I'm just a dumb ol Redneck and I need some Internet Elitist to explain these things to me. Enlighten me if you will?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't get it.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I don't get it.

The only thing I get is the illegal alien in the trunk.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
The only thing I get is the illegal alien in the trunk.

It makes sense being in California but it isn't funny.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
The only thing I get is the illegal alien in the trunk.

It makes sense being in California but it isn't funny.

Hell we have illegal aliens up the ass here in MA too, albiet they are Brazilians, Russians and Haitians.

 

[Descartes]

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

There are illegals everywhere man...

 

[astrocase]

They wouldn't be illegal if they had a way to become legal. That being said, they help make the world go 'round.

 

[IAteYourMother]

what does ANY of that have to do with CA except the illegal immigrant part? of which there are many everywhere else

 

[bluewall21]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

"That's O.K." , the cop said as he pulled his pistol. "I'm not really a cop, this is a carjacking. GET OUT."

Bwahahahahaha.

 

[chuckywang]

Why are there so many California threads all of a sudden?

 

[astrocase]

Arkansas is tomorrow.