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smackguy

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This is pretty cool....It's Harold and Bob for real! ;)

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/

5 cm. fir tree removed from patient?s lung
13 Apr, 11:35 PM

A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood.

The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports.

Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut.

?I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,? says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.

The five-centimeter branch was removed from the patient?s body.

?They told me my coughing blood was not caused by any disease,? Sidorkin says.

?It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.?

It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body.

Meanwhile, the piece of lung with the little fir tree has been preserved for further study.

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zerocool84

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It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body.

:Q
 

Red Irish

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This could represent an interesting method of smuggling marijuana through airport customs. Presumably, having passed through the various controls, you could simply swallow a lighted match to begin smoking. In addition, it brings a whole new meaning to ecological injunctions to "plant a tree"; however, I doubt that this grotesque and bizarre report should have been posted on the gaming forum.
 

ibex333

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Yep, I saw this yesterday on the Russian news channel. The doctors say that it's technically impossible for a person to inhale tree buds or seeds. It's even more impossible for these to grow inside a human body. But in this guy's case, it's somehow happened! This is quite unique. Maybe the 1st in human history.
 

imported_Imp

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In a week or so, we'll probably find that he was having a vodka contest, and someone decided to play 'who can stick what down their throat'.
 

Red Irish

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Sorry to keep this post alive, but, don't green plants require sunlight to photosynthesise and grow? Last time I checked there was no sunlight in my chest cavity.
 

coloumb

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Holy crap - that's a lot of lung he lost...and that's pretty damn gross too.. :)