Liberty City Police Face Allegations of Incompetence, Brutality

[Queasy]

ROFL

LIBERTY CITY?With the city in the midst of a record crime wave, concerned citizens claim the Liberty City Police Department has done little to prevent the constant car chases, ongoing gun battles, and overall atmosphere of violence that pervade the area.

"I used to feel safe in Liberty City, but lately, it's been total mayhem," said night-shift worker Lola Del Rio, who spoke to reporters while sucking nervously on a red lollipop. "In the past week alone, I've been carjacked twice, run over 10 times, and witness to a half-dozen gunfights that ended with automobiles exploding. What are the police doing to stop all this?"

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[R Nilla]

Nice.

"I was shot 14 times on my way to work today, including twice by police," said one Algonquin-area resident. "That is unacceptable."

 

[shingletingle]

Yeah, that is funny.

 

[dwell]

My favorite part:

"I was buying a hot dog from a street vendor in Hove Beach yesterday when I saw someone run a red light, barrel down the sidewalk, careen into a garbage truck, exit his vehicle, steal a nearby convertible, and drive away," one Broker resident reported. "A nearby police car didn't even react. But when the car behind him nicked his fender, the officer shot the driver through the windshield and walked away."

So true

 

[RagingBITCH]

rofl

"It's almost as if the cops in this town are as much an adversarial faction as the criminals," said public defender Kiki Jenkins, who is rumored to be instrumental in recent incidents of police being inexplicably pulled from chases and criminal pursuit. "Sure, we have excellent radio stations and an incredible range of things to see and do here. But if I were younger, I'd move to Mario World in a second."

 

[JoPh]

pretty good

 

[CasioTech]

so many threads about incompetent cops lately...

 

[Yreka]

Originally posted by: CasioTech
so many threads about incompetent cops lately...

No kidding.. I think this is the first one I have seen on AT that didn't have JPeyton as the OP though

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: CasioTech
so many threads about incompetent cops lately...

Yeah dope, like it's even real.