"Liberals return to Sodomy, Welfare Fraud"

PatboyX

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BERKELEY, CA?No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jason Carvelli, an unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get back to warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay." Carvelli added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the efforts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere.

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laugh a bit. it will make us all feel better.
 

b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: Forsythe
hehe. What is that page?
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And apparently it's still true that nobody can talk about the radical fringe--even in jest--without mentioning Berkeley :(
 

Moonbeam

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I just have to hear Berkeley and I know it's bad. Maybe if I'd a went there I'd a learned ta think, do ya think?