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WingZero94

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Dear secular entity that does not exist,

I pray to you this day that more people die in Iraq, that the US Military is defeated in Afghanistan, that Bin Laden is never caught, that Democracy proves to be a failure around the world.

I pray that the economy tanks into a depression, and that the planet heats up 10 degrees and can be blamed directly on Haliburton.

Bless us this day with another terror attack that kills thousands and can be blamed on the current administration.

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of total electoral defeat, I shall fear no tax cut. Thy Baldwin and thy Streisand walk beside me.

Lead me not to the temptation to want what is good for America, but deliver me to the hatred of the smirking chimp at all costs.

Give us complete disaster, bloodshed, failure for America, and a bloody armageddon that can be blamed on George W Bush.

I ask these things in the name of Howard Dean our Lord, Amen.

 
Originally posted by: WingZero94
Dear secular entity that does not exist,

I pray to you this day that more people die in Iraq, that the US Military is defeated in Afghanistan, that Bin Laden is never caught, that Democracy proves to be a failure around the world.

I pray that the economy tanks into a depression, and that the planet heats up 10 degrees and can be blamed directly on Haliburton.

Bless us this day with another terror attack that kills thousands and can be blamed on the current administration.

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of total electoral defeat, I shall fear no tax cut. Thy Baldwin and thy Streisand walk beside me.

Lead me not to the temptation to want what is good for America, but deliver me to the hatred of the smirking chimp at all costs.

Give us complete disaster, bloodshed, failure for America, and a bloody armageddon that can be blamed on George W Bush.

I ask these things in the name of Howard Dean our Lord, Amen.
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Really good but this belongs in shudder P&N.
 
Ha, ha, ha, that's the funniest thing I've read all day.

The way some are objecting leads me to believe there may be more than a grain of truth in it.
 
Originally posted by: WingZero94
Dear secular entity that does not exist,

I pray to you this day that more people die in Iraq, that the US Military is defeated in Afghanistan, that Bin Laden is never caught, that Democracy proves to be a failure around the world.

I pray that the economy tanks into a depression, and that the planet heats up 10 degrees and can be blamed directly on Haliburton.

Bless us this day with another terror attack that kills thousands and can be blamed on the current administration.

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of total electoral defeat, I shall fear no tax cut. Thy Baldwin and thy Streisand walk beside me.

Lead me not to the temptation to want what is good for America, but deliver me to the hatred of the smirking chimp at all costs.

Give us complete disaster, bloodshed, failure for America, and a bloody armageddon that can be blamed on George W Bush.

I ask these things in the name of Howard Dean our Lord, Amen.
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die.
 
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