LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN!

[sMiLeYz]

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/extras/vonnegut.jhtml

LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those wh trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.

:laugh:

 

[sandorski]

hehe

 

[nageov3t]

I love KV.

but he was a trainwreck on that show 😛

 

[BBond]

The Lord's Prayer, The Beatitudes, and the words of Jesus. Someone should explain to Mr. Vonnegut that those words aren't liberal "crap". They're the words of the God that people like George W. Bush claim to worship.

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: BBond
The Lord's Prayer, The Beatitudes, and the words of Jesus. Someone should explain to Mr. Vonnegut that those words aren't liberal "crap". They're the words of the God that people like George W. Bush claim to worship.

I think that's the joke...

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: BBond
The Lord's Prayer, The Beatitudes, and the words of Jesus. Someone should explain to Mr. Vonnegut that those words aren't liberal "crap". They're the words of the God that people like George W. Bush claim to worship.

You wanna squeeze off them shots, BB, not jerk on the trigger. 😀

 

[Todd33]

LOL, Fcking hippy Jesus.

 

[Taggart]

Originally posted by: loki8481
I love KV.

but he was a trainwreck on that show 😛

What did KV say to prompt John Stewart to say 'I'm sorry you've lost your edge?' 😕

 

[Strk]

Originally posted by: EatSpam

Originally posted by: BBond
The Lord's Prayer, The Beatitudes, and the words of Jesus. Someone should explain to Mr. Vonnegut that those words aren't liberal "crap". They're the words of the God that people like George W. Bush claim to worship.

I think that's the joke...

Now why one expect it to be a joke? It's not like it's posted on Comedy Central's website....

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Taggart

Originally posted by: loki8481
I love KV.

but he was a trainwreck on that show 😛

What did KV say to prompt John Stewart to say 'I'm sorry you've lost your edge?' 😕

That was a joke. KV said something (I don't recall exactly) that was pretty non-PC and JS was kidding around.

 

[BBond]

Originally posted by: EatSpam

Originally posted by: BBond
The Lord's Prayer, The Beatitudes, and the words of Jesus. Someone should explain to Mr. Vonnegut that those words aren't liberal "crap". They're the words of the God that people like George W. Bush claim to worship.

I think that's the joke...

It's the joke to those who recognize the source of the "liberal crap" but I wasn't sure everyone here would recognize the source.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: BBond

Originally posted by: EatSpam

Originally posted by: BBond
The Lord's Prayer, The Beatitudes, and the words of Jesus. Someone should explain to Mr. Vonnegut that those words aren't liberal "crap". They're the words of the God that people like George W. Bush claim to worship.

I think that's the joke...

It's the joke to those who recognize the source of the "liberal crap" but I wasn't sure everyone here would recognize the source.

:laugh: In other words, "Uhh.. yeah, yeah.. I knew that. Really. I did."

 

[PatboyX]

father kurt!