LGBT Doritos is now a thing

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WaTaGuMp

WaTaGuMp

Lifer
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The transgender chips will be up next. Going in they will be a chip, coming out they will transform into something else.
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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Platypus said:
smegma and musk?

I love watching the #brands get so thirsty for the almighty pink dollar, it's amusing.
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I wonder if there's canon mention of those flavors in Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.


(My guess is that there are vastly more unpleasant and nasty flavors than there are good ones. You'd think then that such a product is either a) Misrepresented in its even distribution of flavors, or b) Critically unsustainable in the open market.)
 
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smackababy

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The real question is: why the fuck does the LBGT community get the whole fucking rainbow? They can't just take one color and be happy? Nope, gotta have all of them.
 
Sonikku

Sonikku

Lifer
Jun 23, 2005
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WaTaGuMp said:
The transgender chips will be up next. Going in they will be a chip, coming out they will transform into something else.
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The Doritos will be pointed like an outtie until you take a bite, then they'll be shaped like an innie.

Plot Twist: All Doritos chips are already trans chips. :eek:
 
Captante

Captante

Lifer
Oct 20, 2003
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Regs said:
I am boycotting boycotts. We have a list of names on an internet site. List of names of people who never want to be bothered by this shit again. One name goes by Mr. Blough Me.
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And I am boycotting the boycotting of boycotts! :awe:
 
lxskllr

lxskllr

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Nov 30, 2004
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pcgeek11 said:
I'll pass.

Makes you wonder what is next?
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wabbitslayer

wabbitslayer

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Not really that big of a deal.

I'm waiting for them to come out with #blacklivesmatter Hot Cheetos.
 
Newell Steamer

Newell Steamer

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wabbitslayer said:
I'm waiting for them to come out with #blacklivesmatter Hot Cheetos.
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#reverseracism Cheddar popcorn?

#racebaiting Roasted Almonds?

#waronchristmas Fruit Cake?

#waronchristians saltine crackers?

#thereisnosuchthingaswhiteprivilageyouracist gummi bears?
 
ultimatebob

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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I get to add more artificial coloring to my diet, while promoting a cause that's already feels like it's been over promoted in the media this year! Yay!

If you want me to buy some more Doritos, how about a version without extra dyes that supports cancer research. You know, do something that's actually good instead of just being trendy.
 
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Ackmed

Diamond Member
Oct 1, 2003
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Will not buy.

wabbitslayer said:
Not really that big of a deal.

I'm waiting for them to come out with #blacklivesmatter Hot Cheetos.
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Nah, Purple drank (Koolaid).

You have quite the history of taking every chance you can to promote your thinly veiled anit-black feelings. It, and you, will not be tolerated here.

Perknose
Forum Director
 
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Childs

Lifer
Jul 9, 2000
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stlc8tr said:
The picture says cool ranch.

It's too bad they didn't try to come up with a new flavor for this promo.
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They should have introduced sweet onion. Its by far the best chip flavor. Or maybe Funyuns flavored Dorritos.
 
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stlc8tr

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Jan 5, 2011
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ultimatebob said:
If you want me to buy some more Doritos, how about a version without extra dyes that supports cancer research. You know, do something that's actually good instead of just being trendy.
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Yeah, suicide prevention is too trendy! Those kids should kill themselves already.

/s
 
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