Lewd Joke

toekramp

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A boy and his mother are on a Southwest airplane waiting for it to depart when the boy asks his mother, "If dogs make baby dogs and cats make baby cats then why don't planes make baby planes?"
The mother responded, "Oh honey, I don't know, why don't you ask the flight attendant."
So the boy asked the flight attendant, "If dogs make baby dogs and cats make baby cats then why don't planes make baby planes?"
The flight attendant asked the boy if his mother told him to ask her, and he admitted that she had. So the flight attendant responded, "There aren't any baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time...tell your mom to have fun explaining that to you."
 

Svnla

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Good one, and true too. Southwest has a good on time record and most profit airline in the last few years.
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Svnla
Good one, and true too. Southwest has a good on time record and most profit airline in the last few years.

not to mention a perfect safety record, and the cheapest rates in many cases.
 

nycxandy

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Old one, but still good.

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