Letter to my penis

[Yanagi]

I cant stop laughing at it So I'll just write oiut the lyrics for those who havent heard it.

Dear Penis, I dont thing I like you anymore.
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis, I dont like you anymore.

It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine.´
Thats all we needed to get by. Now it seems th8ings have changed
and I think that you're the one to blame, dear penis I dont like you anymore.

He sings.

Dear Rodney, I dont think I like you anymore,
Cause when you get the drinking, you put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney I dont like you anymore.

Why cant we just get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship?
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together, we would stay home forever, dear penis, I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney while yer shaving, shave my balls.



Ownage song!! Comments from people who havent heard it please ^^

 

[AFB]

OMGWTFBBQWFT:|

 

[xSauronx]

"enourmous penis" by davinci's notebook is better

 

[Ninepepper]

This is song by Rodney Carrington that has been around for a while. Heard this on a syndicated radio show several years ago. If any radio stations in your area run "The Bob and Tom Show" it is worth a listen.

 

[tec699]

R

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Do try The Doors - Lament (from An American Prayer).

 

[Aharami]

yeokay

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: tec699
R

Yeah, I posted this like 2 weeks ago. So it's probably dropped into the archives by now.

 

[DnetMHZ]

1998 called and it wants its song back!

 

[jfall]

Here's the flash of it: http://www.funnyinside.com/mlpic481.shtml -- maybe a little NSFW

 

[conjur]

Detachable Penis is better.