Letter to John Kerry From The Guys At Daryl's Bait Shop

conjur

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:roll:

Nothing but old, tired, GOP talking points with a Cajun twist on the vocabulary.



IOW:


<yawn>


I mean...come on...the $0.50 gas tax? You find this funny? I find it wanting.
 

Kibbo

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Come on guys, that was funny at parts.

The two rich wives thing was classic.
 

cKGunslinger

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Dammit, CkG! Post some fresh, insightful Micheal Moore quotes instead! :roll:

Get a sense of humor guys. Some of the bits were a tad funny. Not all of us "evil neocons" are so uptight as to take this a pure fact. I know you like to label us as mindless, brainwashed zombies who simply spout off old rhetoric and who beleive any right-wing bit of "news" we see, but we're not ALL quite like that.
 

Crimson

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Originally posted by: conjur
:roll:

Nothing but old, tired, GOP talking points with a Cajun twist on the vocabulary.



IOW:


<yawn>


I mean...come on...the $0.50 gas tax? You find this funny? I find it wanting.

Yeah CAD.. $0.50.. thats pure CRAP...






Kerry wants to raise it a $1.00.
 

Martin

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post something funny and you'll get a smile. Until then, all you get is a :roll:
 

dmcowen674

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Originally posted by: Tabb
Lets not be like Rip....Please Cad....

It would be pretty hard for ol CADDY to match Rip.

This is funny, I heard about this a couple of weeks ago from the locals here.

By The Way "Lagniappe" means Something Extra and is very commonly used all over the place here.
 

thuper

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Originally posted by: Crimson
Yeah CAD.. $0.50.. thats pure CRAP...


Kerry wants to raise it a $1.00.


Kerry would never have and will not raised "it". Especially not as much as Bush raises your staff.
 

conjur

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Originally posted by: thuper
Originally posted by: Crimson
Yeah CAD.. $0.50.. thats pure CRAP...


Kerry wants to raise it a $1.00.


Kerry would never have and will not raised "it". Especially not as much as Bush raises your staff.

If only Dole were still running....

;)
 

CADsortaGUY

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Cripse!!! Did you guys suddenly come down with Etech syndrome?(sorry Etech but it's easy to pick on you when you aren't here;):D)

Sheesh, I guess I'll remember this when you guy post things about popcorn, pretzels, or something that may poke fun at Bush.:roll:

CkG
 

Gaard

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I wish etech would hurry up and come back from his self-imposed vacation. Any point he's trying to make has been made already. How about if I agree to take him off the 'list'? ;)
 

NJDevil

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Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
Cripse!!! Did you guys suddenly come down with Etech syndrome?(sorry Etech but it's easy to pick on you when you aren't here;):D)

Sheesh, I guess I'll remember this when you guy post things about popcorn, pretzels, or something that may poke fun at Bush.:roll:

CkG

honestly though, this isn't really funny. i've laughed at Kerry plenty (though I will likely vote for him), but this is just plain ol' stupid
 

thuper

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Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
Cripse!!! Did you guys suddenly come down with Etech syndrome?(sorry Etech but it's easy to pick on you when you aren't here;):D)

Sheesh, I guess I'll remember this when you guy post things about popcorn, pretzels, or something that may poke fun at Bush.:roll:

CkG


The GQ thing with Kerry is kind of funny, but I don't find any humor here especially since it points out things that aren't issues, like the fact that Kerry is smart and driven enough to know more than one language, or:

#6, he is 'fer' plenty of things, he's been going over them for months, guess Fox news doesn't cover them.

# 7, I believe Bush is also looking to the UN now.

#8. Again, he isn't for the gas tax.

#9. I guess you could say people can only afford to buy TVs, cell phone, and computers because of Bush's handling of the economy, not the long standing standard of living in America.

#10. Dean screamed after coming in third in Iowa, Kerry had already beaten him.

5. Me and Boudreau wonder why you ain?t goin? to the wrasslin? matches to get votes? We've seen videotape of you on the ski slopes. You got some good moves, looks like you already know how to take a fall. All us here (except Freddie Dobbs and Herm Harrison) are great fans of wrasslin. Not that we'd vote for you just because you was one. Armen Yazoo is a wrasslin? maniac but none of us would vote for him even if he was running only for dogcatcher. So you got to tread easy on showing you're Joe Six Pack who just happened to go to Swiss prep schools and Yale College Skull &amp; Bones. We'd see through that pose in about a minute and mark you fer a hypocritical windbag and general liar. You needn't go to the trouble of hangin? a black-velvet Elvis oil painting in any of your livin? rooms. Weren't none of us recently fell off a turnip truck.


What the hell are they even picking on him here for? So he doesn't go to wrestling events.

Yes he went to prep schools, then Yale where he was a member of the Skull &amp; Bones society.

NEWS FLASH: Bush went to Yale and was a member of the Skull and Bones society.

Plus, W. was 3rd-generation Yale, born in CT (not Texas) while his father was attending.

BUT after Yale, with the world ahead of either of them, Kerry volunteered to fight in a foreign war and then become a public servant, while Bush used family power to get into the inactive National Guard, never show up, then fail at business for years.
 

charrison

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Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: LordMagnusKain
I mean...come on...the $0.50 gas tax? You find this funny? I find it wanting.
yea, we know, you want more of a gas tax.
Would be fine with me. Gas is cheap.



Gas is cheap. As long as such a tax was used on highway infrastructure I could see supporting it. However such a tax should be at the state/local level and not the fed.
 

catnap1972

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Originally posted by: LordMagnusKain
I mean...come on...the $0.50 gas tax? You find this funny? I find it wanting.
yea, we know, you want more of a gas tax.

"Ma boi Dick Cheney wood nevr think ov makin us hill billies pay a fitty cent gas tax"

(oops, forgot that's what he voted for back in 1986)