Letter from Bush to Hinckley

[Nitemare]

You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental factility for unsupervised visits to his parent's home on weekends. For those of you who may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to impress the actress Jodie Foster. This is such a nice letter from the President:

THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON D.C.

Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC


Dear John:

Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents.

I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you would let us know.

By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?

Sincerely,

George W. Bush
President

 

[GasX]

 

[CPA]

LOL, and he did it to impress Jodie Foster? Learn something new every day.

 

[z0mb13]

ROTFLMAO!! MAWAWAHWHAHW

 

[MaxDepth]

I'm impressed!

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: CPA
LOL, and he did it to impress Jodie Foster? Learn something new every day.

He was a Jodie Foster stalker before he became a failed presidential assasin. I forget the details, but they were connected somehow...

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
ROTFLMAO!! MAWAWAHWHAHW

 

[Feldenak]

LOL...this thread reminds me of that "What's Reagan's favorite vegetable?" joke.

 

[Amused]

 

[jadinolf]

Good one.

In the original joke, Ronald Reagan invites Hinkley to the oval office. He tells him that all is forgiven and hands him back the handgun Hinkley used in the shooting amd a box of ammo.

Then he delivers the punch line: Ted Kennedy is screwing Jody Foster......

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: CPA
LOL, and he did it to impress Jodie Foster? Learn something new every day.

He was a Jodie Foster stalker before he became a failed presidential assasin. I forget the details, but they were connected somehow...

He had a crush on Jodie Foster, and decided to kill Reagan to impress her. It didn't work since Brady caught the bullets instead of Reagan.

 

[Jokersmoker]

When the greatest american hero was on tv .They changed the characters name from Hinckley to Hanley

 

[tcsenter]

He had a crush on Jodie Foster, and decided to kill Reagan to impress her. It didn't work since Brady caught the bullets instead of Reagan.

You mean besides the bullets that hit a Secret Service Agent in the abdomen, a police officer in the jaw, and Reagan in his left side lodging in his lung? Brady caught "a" bullet - singular.