Let's try this again. Obama Jokes

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Err jokes are jokes. I'm always looking for a good laugh so please share away.

Where does Obama keep his armies?



























In his sleevies

fixed again, just like someone had to fix it in the other thread. -DrPizza

 

[acheron]

So, Barack Obama is crawling through the desert.

 

[Analog]

Knock Knock

Who's there!

Obama

Obama who?

Obama-self, Where's Hillary?

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Hey did you hear John Mccain sold his chicken farm?

Yeah his chickens were driving him mad, all them kept saying is baraaaaaackk baraaaaack

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: RichardE
HE must be doing pretty good so far if the only jokes people have are racist ones :laugh:

What did Obama do during Halloween?


He took candy out of one kid's bag and gave it to another.

 

[Insomniator]

Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.

 

[Zolty]

You realize that it is required to make fun of the president. Bush just made it really really easy.

Cracked did an alright job.

 

[Queasy]

It's hard to make fun of Obama at this moment because all the people hocking Obama plates, Obama coins, etc are at the very heigh of ridicule right now. Take this poster being sold in DC today. LMFAO

 

[nobodyknows]

Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. Hillary Clinton won't give it back to him.

 

[DrPizza]

Take the thread crapping and racist (offensive) jokes somewhere else please. Some of those were funny, but against forum guidelines. -DrPizza