Let's see how smart you are

[isasir]

I'd convince the police that I needed to belong in the Witness protection program. THey'd change my identity for me! Suckas....

 

[BooGiMaN]

i have a feeling we will never find out what the answer is...or rather his answer

 

[stormbv]

I wouldn't need to hide because I'd frame you for the crime, Wquadnug.

 

[pray4mojo]

Is this a "hypothetical" question?

 

[emu10k2]

The correct answer is... in prison.

 

[ndee]

Feed it to the pigs.

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: MattCo
I envision him as some Dennilfloss identity, with consistent grammatical and English errors. You guys are buying it hook, line, and sinker. There is no way someone can be that "off" and find ATOT.


-MC

Dennilfloss has not gone against Anandtech's ban, and is not going to come back under another identity.



Confused

 

[Demon-Xanth]

IN THE NAVY!

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!

If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.

In the Navy...

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.

 

[Confused]

I think that Ducknuts needs one of us to give him the best place to hide.

He probably got caught talking to too many 5yr old boys and now needs to hide. All he needs to do is tell them that he was wanting them to teach him to spell and use better grammar. Show the cops any of his posts here and he'll be let off for sure.


Confused

 

[melly]

nice to see i didn't miss anything in the past month...

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
IF you commited a serious felony, where would you hide?


There is only one correct answer

If I told you I would not be hiding.

 

[stormbv]

Are you going to tell us the answer or what? It's very hot and humid here, and these bodies are starting to rot...

 

[Wduaqnug]

Is to do domestic violence or brake store window so you would be in jail for few months while everything cools down

 

[lasergecko]

Hiding in jail hardly seems like a better solution or even a correct answer. Either way you get AIDS and have the crap beat out of you.

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
Is to do domestic violence or brake store window so you would be in jail for few months while everything cools down

Ummm... you're an idiot. Yeah I'm going to go "brake" a store window...

Stupid Wdognuts

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Exclusive photo of Wduaqnug

- M4H

LMAO, that is hilarious

 

Booster, if it helps at all: Wduaqnug told me that Spunky sometimes refers to his little daughter; other times it means mouse (imaginary perhaps).

I have seen Wduaqnug before. He's a young man (i.e., teenage) and decent looking. And I do know where he's from (i.e., country of origin), but I'm not disclosing it. It's his business, unless he chooses to share.

As for the original post/question, I have not the faintest idea. I'm not a good criminal at all. My demeanour would sell me out in seconds. So frankly, I don't think I'm that imaginative or smart to know where to best hide, and without being caught before I got there.

 

[cchen]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
Is to do domestic violence or brake store window so you would be in jail for few months while everything cools down

Ummm... you're an idiot. Yeah I'm going to go "brake" a store window...

Stupid Wdognuts

Hey, why don't you shut up and lay off of him? No one's forcing you to read his post.

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
Is to do domestic violence or brake store window so you would be in jail for few months while everything cools down

Ummm... you're an idiot. Yeah I'm going to go "brake" a store window...

Stupid Wdognuts

Hey, why don't you shut up and lay off of him? No one's forcing you to read his post.

You're also obviously a moron.

---

And you're also obviously out of here. Good bye.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[cchen]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
Is to do domestic violence or brake store window so you would be in jail for few months while everything cools down

Ummm... you're an idiot. Yeah I'm going to go "brake" a store window...

Stupid Wdognuts

Hey, why don't you shut up and lay off of him? No one's forcing you to read his post.

You're also obviously a moron.

Then I guess you're the genius here.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
Is to do domestic violence or brake store window so you would be in jail for few months while everything cools down

Ummm... you're an idiot. Yeah I'm going to go "brake" a store window...

Stupid Wdognuts

Hey, why don't you shut up and lay off of him? No one's forcing you to read his post.

You're also obviously a moron.

Then I guess you're the genius here.

I'll say one thing for Wduaqnug. This does show us how smart folks at AT are. Evidence above.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Oh, and response to title "Let's see how smart you are". What's it matter? You can be sure each and every one of us is smarter than you.

You know, you really seem to have an obssession with Wduaqnug. You obviously hate him, but you just can't stop crapping in his threads. Give him a break and leave him alone. Some people are actually taking this thread seriously, and your posts are just wasting their time. You are displaying a lot less intelligence than Wduaqnug right now.

 

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
Is to do domestic violence or brake store window so you would be in jail for few months while everything cools down

incorrect. Your alibi would more than likely prove you were somewhere near the crime, and trace evidence would link you to it. They would then search your record, and see that you were recently arrested, and find out where you are being held. Jail would be the LAST place to hide, because now you are already caught.