Lets post our best pick up lines....

Joecool223

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Nov 23, 2000
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i dont got any good ones but i always like this one from Jerry Seinfield..."You may not know it by looking at me but i can run really really fast!!!!"
 

DJ_Donut

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Jan 18, 2000
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Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.

What? reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP
 

trmiv

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Oct 10, 1999
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"Both your parents must be retarded, because you are special."

Or you could go with

"That's a nice as*, can I wear it as a hat?"
 

skywhr

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Oct 30, 2000
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Fvck me if im wrong but arent you my sister?
If I eat your pudding will you lick my lollie pop?

I have more but im not drunk so I dont remember them...
 

Ulfwald

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May 27, 2000
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

 

Wangel

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Mar 30, 2000
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The one that has worked for me was:

Excuse me, but I've got a swollen,

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lip. Does it look bad?
 

Monel Funkawitz

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Oct 12, 1999
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&quot;I have a 10 inch toungue and I can breathe through my ears.&quot;

&quot;Hi. I am hung like a baby... 8lbs 10oz.&quot;
 

pdo

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there's this line that I got this one hot chic rolling when I first meet her. She was wearing some slutty sh#t. So I said

me: Please don't walk around too much..
her: why?
me: cuz you might cause an accident...