Lets post our best pick up lines....

[Joecool223]

i dont got any good ones but i always like this one from Jerry Seinfield..."You may not know it by looking at me but i can run really really fast!!!!"

 

[Viper GTS]

Nice shoes baby, wanna fvck?

Viper GTS

 

[BigToque]

Viper,

Why waste your time with "Nice shoes baby,"? Just get to the point!

 

[Entity]

"Hi" usually works for me.



Rob

 

[MustangSVT]

suck me, beatiful....

all this turkey is makin me drink too much.. i need sleep

 

[Soybomb]

Hi......I'm Soybomb.....yeah the real one..

 

[DJ_Donut]

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.

What? reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP

 

[BiggieN]

Seeing you does me good.

The Patriot

 

[The Wildcard]

You make me want to be a better person

As good as it gets

Either that, or

YOU, ME, NOW

lol.

 

[IBhacknU]

<---- 'IBsmacknU'

 

[trmiv]

&quot;Both your parents must be retarded, because you are special.&quot;

Or you could go with

&quot;That's a nice as*, can I wear it as a hat?&quot;

 

[Aquaman]

Those aren't pillows

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[thEnEuRoMancER]

Fvck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

 

[skywhr]

Fvck me if im wrong but arent you my sister?
If I eat your pudding will you lick my lollie pop?

I have more but im not drunk so I dont remember them...

 

[cxim]

See this gun ?
Get in the car....

 

[billandopus]

&quot;Hey! Is this infected?!&quot;

love that one ...

 

[Ulfwald]

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

 

[3615buck]

Rest in pieces (Duke Nukem 3d)

 

[Wangel]

The one that has worked for me was:

Excuse me, but I've got a swollen,

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lip. Does it look bad?

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

&quot;I have a 10 inch toungue and I can breathe through my ears.&quot;

&quot;Hi. I am hung like a baby... 8lbs 10oz.&quot;

 

[pdo]

there's this line that I got this one hot chic rolling when I first meet her. She was wearing some slutty sh#t. So I said

me: Please don't walk around too much..
her: why?
me: cuz you might cause an accident...