LETS PLAY: Create Your Own Punchline!!!

NuclearNed

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There are only 3 rules:
1. Make up a punchline for the joke above your post.
2. If you think your punchline is good enough, then make up a joke (sans punchline) of your own.
3. If you post something that gets this thread locked, you agree to banish yourself from the world, forever.

Joke # 1:

How are a drunken priest, Michael Jackson, and your mom all alike?
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Joke # 1:

How are a drunken priest, Michael Jackson, and your mom all alike?

<FruitRollUp commercial>
"So I said to the lady, 'yeah, that IS my foot!'"
</FruitRollUp commercial>
 

Juice Box

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed


Joke # 1:

How are a drunken priest, Michael Jackson, and your mom all alike?

A: They are all in the following question "How are a drunken priest, Michael Jackson, and your mom all alike?
 

robothouse77

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Joke #2:

How many burger king kids club memberships does micheal jackon and tito jackson have combined?
 

eigen

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Originally posted by: robothouse77
Joke #2:

How many burger king kids club memberships does micheal jackon and tito jackson have combined?

42 if you count the child gangbangs they have organized and filmed.
 

robothouse77

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ok ok, joke #3:

a diabetic, a manic-depressive, and a gynocologist all walk into a bar.

the diabetic complains of low blood sugar and orders a coke.

the manic depressive complains about his horrible sex life and order 10 shots.

the gynocologist...
 

Horus

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Originally posted by: robothouse77
Joke #2:

How many burger king kids club memberships does micheal jackon and tito jackson have combined?

They're not allowed to be in clubs! Jehovah's Witnesses, remember?