LETS PLAY: Create Your Own Punchline!!!

[NuclearNed]

There are only 3 rules:
1. Make up a punchline for the joke above your post.
2. If you think your punchline is good enough, then make up a joke (sans punchline) of your own.
3. If you post something that gets this thread locked, you agree to banish yourself from the world, forever.

Joke # 1:

How are a drunken priest, Michael Jackson, and your mom all alike?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Joke # 1:

How are a drunken priest, Michael Jackson, and your mom all alike?

<FruitRollUp commercial>
"So I said to the lady, 'yeah, that IS my foot!'"
</FruitRollUp commercial>

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed


Joke # 1:

How are a drunken priest, Michael Jackson, and your mom all alike?

A: They are all in the following question "How are a drunken priest, Michael Jackson, and your mom all alike?

 

[robothouse77]

Joke #2:

How many burger king kids club memberships does micheal jackon and tito jackson have combined?

 

[RedRooster]

n/m

 

[NuclearNed]

So far, you guys suck.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: robothouse77
Joke #2:

How many burger king kids club memberships does micheal jackon and tito jackson have combined?

42 if you count the child gangbangs they have organized and filmed.

 

[meltdown75]

I got one.

sonz70, Preyhunter and Syringer walk into a bar...

 

[robothouse77]

ok ok, joke #3:

a diabetic, a manic-depressive, and a gynocologist all walk into a bar.

the diabetic complains of low blood sugar and orders a coke.

the manic depressive complains about his horrible sex life and order 10 shots.

the gynocologist...

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: robothouse77
Joke #2:

How many burger king kids club memberships does micheal jackon and tito jackson have combined?

They're not allowed to be in clubs! Jehovah's Witnesses, remember?