Lets Play a game...

[Monkey muppet]

Change a well know small talk opening statement, run it through the thesaurus a couple of times and.......

For example:

"Do you come here often"

Changes to

"Do you reach orgasm here habitully"

 

[kranky]

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. (Hunter S. Thompson)

As soon as the unspoken for dig up abnormal, the foreign whirl in authority.