Let's imagine that JetBlue idiot was non-White?

[amdhunter]

How do you think the circumstances would have played out?

What happenned for reference:
White guy pulls chute and runs out of a plane: Declared a national hero. JetBlue doesn't even fire him, instead give him suspension + paid vacation to clear his head.

Wut?

Now let me guess how it would have played out for others:

Black guy pulls out a chute and runs out of a plane: They'd detain him, handcuff him and then shoot him in the back. They might sprinkle some crack on him for good measure. Police given medals and keys to the city.

Muslim guy pulls out a chute and runs out of a plane: Shot to death on site. Airports all over the country go on lockdown and we get tons of references to 9/11. Passengers on the plane will all get some sweet "victim" money.

Asian guy pulls out a chute and runs out of a plane: He gets out of the plane easily enough, but ends up dying trying to figure out how to get out of his parking space. Asian people can't drive is what I am saying here.

Indian guy pulls out a chute and runs out of a plane: He gets out the plane, manages to make it home OK, and posts on ATOT about it. Somehow, he manages to piss everyone off by making some racist remark or ties the story to greedy ass women and their love of child support.

Amirite ATOT?

 

[foghorn67]

I'm not even going to read this.

 

[guyver01]

Indian guy pulls out a chute and runs out of a plane: He gets out the plane, manages to make it home OK, and posts on ATOT about it. Somehow, he manages to piss everyone off by making some racist remark or ties the story to greedy ass women and their love of child support.

is that what you did?

 

[amdhunter]

is that what you did?

I have the right to remain silent. That's why I type.

 

[amdhunter]

I'm not even going to read this.

aww

 

[guyver01]

I have the right to remain silent.

Isn't that right only for true americans?

 

[schneiderguy]

Declared a national hero.

The attendant, Steven Slater, 38, was arrested at his home not far away in Belle Harbor, Queens. He was charged with reckless endangerment and criminal mischief.

wat

 

[IronWing]

Imagine that the JetBlue idiot was a fish. He grabs a beer, deploys the slide, jumps off, hits the pavement, and dies from asphyxiation. Loser fish is loser.

 

[amdhunter]

wat

Exactly. How did this guy even make it home?

 

[rh71]

yeah he's declared a national hero like Justin Bieber is declared hottest boy around.

 

[IronWing]

Imagine that the JetBlue idiot was a quadriplegic. He grabs a beer, oh wait, scratch that. Loser quadriplegic is loser.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Imagine that the JetBlue idiot was blue. He grabs a beer, deploys the slide, jumps off, hits the pavement, and then flys to Vegas to join the blue man group.

 

[amdhunter]

yeah he's declared a national hero like Justin Bieber is declared hottest boy around.

Justin Bieber is the hottest boy around. Millions of tweens can't be wrong.

 

[IronWing]

Imagine that the JetBlue idiot was blue. He grabs a beer, deploys the slide, jumps off, hits the pavement, and then flys to Vegas to join the blue man group.

So how come people are never blue on blue bayou?

 

[IronWing]

Imagine that the JetBlue idiot was Edward Scissorshands. He grabs a beer, deploys the slide, jumps off, psssssssst. Loserfreak is loser.

 

[FelixDeCat]

So how come people are never blue on blue bayou?

Your question makes my brown eyes blue. :'(

 

[FelixDeCat]

Imagine that the JetBlue idiot was Edward Scissorshands. He grabs a beer, deploys the slide, jumps off, psssssssst. Loserfreak is loser.

Too late. Edward Scissorhands was arrested last week at JFK for trying to smuggle a magazine filled with cp.

 

[IronWing]

Your question makes my brown eyes blue. :'(

Bummer, you were a handsome man before that.

 

[ahenkel]

He would have spoke jive and the nice old white lady would of had to translate.

 

[KoolAidKid]

I like pie.

 

[amdhunter]

He would have spoke jive and the nice old white lady would of had to translate.

I love that clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhJDvI3gUO8 :awe:

 

[Hacp]

The jetblue guy is only famous because he grabbed the beer. Replace beer with a frothy latte and this would be a non-story.

 

[Dominato3r]

Would he still be an idiot to you?

 

[JD50]

Justin Bieber is the hottest boy around

sigged.

 

[Sea Moose]

Lets just Amdhunter is an idiot... oh wait.