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KLin

KLin

Lifer
Feb 29, 2000
30,515
804
126
<Syringer>
I pussied out and went to bed and fapped myself to sleep.
</Syringer>


The End....or is it?
 
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yobarman

Lifer
Jan 11, 2001
11,642
1
0
All the nerds who were picked on in high school finally have a chance to make fun of somebody. They do it relentlessly on ATOT.

Syringer kills them all because they are the most annoying people posting on this forum.

The end.
 
shilala

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
11,437
1
76
...so I ran in the apartment and there it was. It was huge!!!
I grabbed a paper towel, climbed up on a chair, and reached toward the spider.
It ran, I wet myself, the girls laughed and I was shamed.
 
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Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
19,333
3
71
Originally posted by: yobarman
All the nerds who were picked on in high school finally have a chance to make fun of somebody. They do it relentlessly on ATOT.

Syringer kills them all because they are the most annoying people posting on this forum.

The end.
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:beer::thumbsup:

WINNAR
 
Zim Hosein

Zim Hosein

Super Moderator | Elite Member
Super Moderator
Nov 27, 1999
65,435
408
126
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: yobarman
All the nerds who were picked on in high school finally have a chance to make fun of somebody. They do it relentlessly on ATOT.

Syringer kills them all because they are the most annoying people posting on this forum.

The end.
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:beer::thumbsup:

WINNAR
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Spider! :evil:
 
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MikeMike

Lifer
Feb 6, 2000
45,885
66
91
Originally posted by: yobarman
All the nerds who were picked on in high school finally have a chance to make fun of somebody. They do it relentlessly on ATOT.

Syringer kills them all because they are the most annoying people posting on this forum.

The end.
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nah it goes more like

Yobarman thinks hes a cool dude so he rips on a whole forum which then in turns sperates yobarmans limb and extremeties from him and feed to the spider which syringer was to pussy to kill.

MIKE
 
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yobarman

Lifer
Jan 11, 2001
11,642
1
0
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
Originally posted by: yobarman
All the nerds who were picked on in high school finally have a chance to make fun of somebody. They do it relentlessly on ATOT.

Syringer kills them all because they are the most annoying people posting on this forum.

The end.
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nah it goes more like

Yobarman thinks hes a cool dude so he rips on a whole forum which then in turns sperates yobarmans limb and extremeties from him and feed to the spider which syringer was to pussy to kill.

MIKE
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I'm not ripping on the whole forum, just the people who go out on a limp to annoy the f*ck out the people who are sick of the spider posts.

LOL@ your sig though.
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
After all the abuse I got on ATOT I finally decided I need to go down there to prove myself a true man. I knocked on her door and she answered in nothing but a towell. Stuttering, I asked her where the spider was, knowing that I would piss myself if I saw it. She invited me in and told me to have a seat. She said that she had something to tell me that was way more important than any silly spider. I sat down on her couch and the possibilities ran through my mind. She stood in front of me, her towell teasing me with her every move. She said, "Oscar (thats my real name). Oscar there is something you need to know." That towell kept teasing me...."Oscar, we were meant to be together. I want you now!"

That is when her towell slipped off and I saw "her" in all of her manlihood. I was so scared that I ran back upstairs and sat on my computer all night looking at naked women just to get that aweful thought out of my head. God, what an awful night.

Anyways, that was the night I met my dad.
 
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Wallydraigle

Banned
Nov 27, 2000
10,754
1
0
I approahed the door. I saw shadows moving ominously under the bottom, but my resolve was set. Waiting for some subtle que to tell me the right time to strike, I placed my hand upon the knob. As soon as my skin touched the cold metal, many things happened as once.

The door was ripped from the wall from the inside, and hurled away. Part of the wall collapsed into the hallway. I dove aside to avert the thrust of the fiend's barbed leg. My glance met the gaping hole in the wall. It was filled with a vast hulking form. The light in the hall flickered, and caught several small glints at the top of the mound of hide, and horn, and terror. Eight tiny eyes watched me, waiting for my move. Dark and cold their gaze fell upon me. My sword glittered coldy in answer. You know I survived because this is written in first person. But did I shag the girl? You still don't know! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
 
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aplefka

Lifer
Feb 29, 2004
12,014
2
0
Originally posted by: yobarman
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
Originally posted by: yobarman
All the nerds who were picked on in high school finally have a chance to make fun of somebody. They do it relentlessly on ATOT.

Syringer kills them all because they are the most annoying people posting on this forum.

The end.
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nah it goes more like

Yobarman thinks hes a cool dude so he rips on a whole forum which then in turns sperates yobarmans limb and extremeties from him and feed to the spider which syringer was to pussy to kill.

MIKE
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I'm not ripping on the whole forum, just the people who go out on a limp to annoy the f*ck out the people who are sick of the spider posts.

LOL@ your sig though.
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Who is sick of the posts? I certainly am not. It's all out of fun anyway, it's not like we're all "OMGHI2USPIDERBOI!"
 
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imported_Mike

Lifer
Dec 4, 2002
18,211
1
0
Originally posted by: GoodDad
After all the abuse I got on ATOT I finally decided I need to go down there to prove myself a true man. I knocked on her door and she answered in nothing but a towell. Stuttering, I asked her where the spider was, knowing that I would piss myself if I saw it. She invited me in and told me to have a seat. She said that she had something to tell me that was way more important than any silly spider. I sat down on her couch and the possibilities ran through my mind. She stood in front of me, her towell teasing me with her every move. She said, "Oscar (thats my real name). Oscar there is something you need to know." That towell kept teasing me...."Oscar, we were meant to be together. I want you now!"

That is when her towell slipped off and I saw "her" in all of her manlihood. I was so scared that I ran back upstairs and sat on my computer all night looking at naked women just to get that aweful thought out of my head. God, what an awful night.

Anyways, that was the night I met my dad.
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lmao :D
 
DrPizza

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
49,601
167
111
www.slatebrookfarm.com
Finish a spider story?

And so, with the little girl scared away, the spider continued down his fine silky thread...
But, had the spider intended to scare her? Being near-sighted in all 8 of his eyes was a bitch. The spider actually hadn't even seen Miss Muffet until she abruptly got up and ran away screaming. Shortly afterward, the near sighted hairy spider sat down to a meal of curds and whey relinquished by the little girl... He was just beginning to think to himself "damn, how fortunate am I" when Miss Muffet returned with a can of Raid. The poor spider perished in the toxic mist. The curds and whey were ruined as well. The END.
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Nitemare

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
35,461
4
81
"I made it all up. I'm a virgin who will never get laid.....Damn, that Miss Muffet ho for running away"
 
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CarlKillerMiller

Diamond Member
Jul 14, 2003
3,099
0
0
I slowly took a step away from the computer chair, and began to put on my coat, glancing this way and that for methods with which to exact my grisly assault. I opened the door, hopping nimbly down the stairs and opened the girl's apartment door. The spider was in a clearly visible position above her bed. I ran as fast as I could, jmped to swat it, and then collapsed. It tastes like copper.
 
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