Let's do some stereotyping

Dari

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MICROSOFT XBOX 360: Unreliable, RROD, Great multiplayer

SONY PLAYSTATION 3: Great Blu-ray player, No games

NINTENDO WII: Shovelware, For Women only

SONY PLAYSTATION 2: Last gen

NINTENDO DS: Home of RPGs

SONY PSP: Not sure what it wants to be, Too heavy
 

AstroManLuca

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Xsux 3-shitty: Will die on you 8 times before you get one that works for more than an hour. It will also scratch all your discs. If you go online you have to pay M$ money for the privilege of being called a "lovely human" by a 12-year-olds whose voices haven't dropped yet.

Gaystation Poo: Old, full of stupid games that only wapanese and furries like.

Gaystation Pee: No games, FIVE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS, GIANT ENEMY CRAB

Gaystation Pornable: RIIIIDGE RAAAAACER!!! *crickets*

Nintendo Wiiwii: Stupid name, bad games, only for children and girls, every game has Mario.
 

Kur

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Thread title is misleading, this should be renamed "This is my personal opinion on consoles"
 

Trader05

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MICROSOFT XBOX 360: LOUD, older models are highly unreliable, $$Great Multiplayer$$, +Games

SONY PLAYSTATION 3: Blu-Ray, Multiplayer = BETA vs XBL, needs work on exclusives

NINTENDO WII: 3rd Party Games are basically free Flash internet mini games, Multiplayer = Alpha vs XBL, oh yeah your g-ma loves it also

SONY PLAYSTATION 2: Last Generation, probably a new revision coming next month
 

Dumac

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What the hell? The DS has no good RPGs.

MICROSOFT XBOX 360: SHOOTAN GAMES

SONY PLAYSTATION 3: NO GAMES, TALLADEGA NIGHTS

NINTENDO WII: CASUAL WAGGLE

SONY PLAYSTATION 2: FATLUS

NINTENDO DS: FOR WOMEN AND CASUALS

SONY PSP: EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE UMD MOVIES
 

RESmonkey

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MICROSOFT XBOX 360: only meant for shooters, dies fast

SONY PLAYSTATION 3: good hardware, few games

NINTENDO WII: owners of wii probably own a Mac, and/or are a nongamer.

SONY PLAYSTATION 2: owners are probably into anime, aside from the owners who just bought it for stupid Madden. fuck sports games

NINTENDO DS: meant for young kids. stupid and ugly design

SONY PSP: a portable ps1.5

 
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What is the point of this thread? No offense, but this is dumber than even VIAN's reviews and most of the crap that I post. I'm borderline on which is worse, this thread, or the average CasioTech thread.
 

Kromis

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Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
What is the point of this thread? No offense, but this is dumber than even VIAN's reviews and most of the crap that I post. I'm borderline on which is worse, this thread, or the average CasioTech thread.

Haha. Wow. This post is the ownage!
 

Dumac

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Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
What is the point of this thread? No offense, but this is dumber than even VIAN's reviews and most of the crap that I post. I'm borderline on which is worse, this thread, or the average CasioTech thread.

So true.
 

Jules

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Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
What is the point of this thread? No offense, but this is dumber than even VIAN's reviews and most of the crap that I post. I'm borderline on which is worse, this thread, or the average CasioTech thread.

Pwned.
 

Yreka

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Buncha negative nancies in here ;)

MICROSOFT XBOX 360: Great games, xbox live, good exclusives, nice media device

SONY PLAYSTATION 3: Great Blu-ray player, Great Games, quiet & works well as a media device

NINTENDO WII: Fun for the whole family. Control scheme opens up lots of room for unique ways to play. Inexpensive to get into initially

SONY PLAYSTATION 2: Unmatched library of games + ridiculous amount of games and accys on the used market. You could keep youself busy for a looong time for very little.

NINTENDO DS: Great handheld, inexpensive to get into, anyone could find a game to like.

SONY PSP: Nice screen for a hand held, ability to play Hot SHots golf on the bowl, great games that might cater more to 360/PS3 fans, multitude of other features media, wifi, etc. yet still not too big to slip in your pocket.
 

WraithETC

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360: Cheeseburger - tastes great and is filling, but will fail in the health department.

PS3: souffle - expensive and fancy but lacks substance

Wii: Cotton Candy - tries to make Cotton into Candy
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: WraithETC
360: Cheeseburger - tastes great and is filling, but will fail in the health department.

PS3: souffle - expensive and fancy but lacks substance

Wii: Cotton Candy - tries to make Cotton into Candy

Best post in the thread by a country mile.
 

CasioTech

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this thread failed but then it mentioned me in more than half the posts... Now it DELIVERS!
 

Dari

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Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
What is the point of this thread? No offense, but this is dumber than even VIAN's reviews and most of the crap that I post. I'm borderline on which is worse, this thread, or the average CasioTech thread.

The point is in the title, genius.