Let's build a Presidential clown car!
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trenchfoot
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Good one Ironwing. However, my clown car looks this way:
Trump is the gremlin in the engine and transmission.
Bush is the loose nut behind the steering wheel.
Christie is the radiator that overheats at a moment's notice.
Carson is the chronically glitchy spastic Engine Control Module.
Clinton is the overbearing undecisive back seat driver mother-in-law.
Ryan is the defective parking brake that's making the car turn further and further to the right.
And this is the tune that Reince Priebus keeps playing on the radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-34Fdtg1dI
Trump is the gremlin in the engine and transmission.
Bush is the loose nut behind the steering wheel.
Christie is the radiator that overheats at a moment's notice.
Carson is the chronically glitchy spastic Engine Control Module.
Clinton is the overbearing undecisive back seat driver mother-in-law.
Ryan is the defective parking brake that's making the car turn further and further to the right.
And this is the tune that Reince Priebus keeps playing on the radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-34Fdtg1dI
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I think Bush is the rear view mirror and Trump the vanity mirror or the hood ornament. I know a lot about mirrors.
Rubio is the child locks and Sanders the high beams or the navigation system. We beams recognize each other. Graham is the car alarm, Fiorina the tire screech, Huckabee the bubble head Jesus on the dash and Santorum the Jesus Saves bumper sticker. Pataki is the nut that holds the forward bushing onto the Gilmore over there that nobody know why either are there. Rand Paul is a cracked head.
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Rubio is the child locks and Sanders the high beams or the navigation system. We beams recognize each other. Graham is the car alarm, Fiorina the tire screech, Huckabee the bubble head Jesus on the dash and Santorum the Jesus Saves bumper sticker. Pataki is the nut that holds the forward bushing onto the Gilmore over there that nobody know why either are there. Rand Paul is a cracked head.
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soundforbjt
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Yes, well I'm going back to England them where the people are sane and drive on the left. God I miss my Mercedes conferrable that I drove from Italy and all over the UK. My background screen is of a hundred black and white cows that came to the barb wire fence along the highway when I stopped besides their field to see them. Just now the brown fields of California are starting to green up for a few months like England is year round. Green fields make me feel happy.
LunarRay
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England... YUK!
There be a place a bit west of there seemingly all over green and the scent of peat bringing into focus the peace and tranquility that exists now that the radical jihadist Catholics and Protestants finally understand that God don't do politics.
What I don't get about the Republican group running for President is their lack of understanding regarding the powers they'd have is or should be limited to execution of the laws the Congress makes and not their wants and wishes to adopt the crown and assume the divine right of kings...
Could you imagine Fiorina as president... Or Christy ... omg that is a bridge too far.
Mirror, mirror on the wall whose the one to get the call?... Hillary of course!!
kage69
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At first I thought, oh how apropos, but then I thought 'No wait, that won't work. Cruz would want the exhaust moved to the front of the car, and if prevented from doing so would just then refuse to emit exhaust so the car couldn't move.'
Hrmmm, Cruz being able to restrain the fetid hot air that escapes from his face... that's probably too charitable for the man, even for this abstract fiction. Nevermind.
kage69
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soundforbjt
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MongGrel
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"My turn"
"Don't touch the trim"
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode ...
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I have a close family member who has a family member that back in the last 60s was traveling in Ireland and stayed in a youth hostile that was a castle that was for sale for 10,000 dollars. That guy didn't buy it and has been kicking himself in the ass about it ever sense. It was a real fucking castle.
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Sheik Yerbouti
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trumplestiltskin would be the most luxurious, gorgeous, garish spinning rims. All flash and zero function.
kage69
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Two words: Corinthian leather.
Not at all classy, but it would repel facts and logic like so many beads of water, and just look at that warm, rich hue. :biggrin:
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