let this be a lesson to all you nice guys...FORGET IT!

[yobarman]

If you're a nice guy hittin up parties don't ever expect to get laid.

So i hit it off with this bangin spanish chick...for the first half the night she's taking shots with me, calling me a nice guy, saying im better than all the other assholes she's met in her life. We're both pretty hammered and i'm trying to get it on with her but she's falling all over the place, so being the nice guy i am i just follow her around keeping her from busting her head on the wall.

Anyway, halfway through the night i completely F'ed up my knee. I went at some kid and I just fell to the ground. My knee twisted and i heard a loud crack...I can still walk on it if i dont put a lot of pressure on it, but it hurt for a while.

So i go upstairs trying to get some space and the girl brings me some ice, all sweet talking and crap....then once my cripple ass is on the couch she gets up for the rest of the night trying to hook up with 4 different random guys. Of course she was drunk as shat so i tried to keep an eye out for her. Moral of the story i get blown off at the end of the night by the dumb slut.

My problem is im nice and really funny, but I just can't get past that part...im always trying to get with a girl all night but i can never take it to the next level...maybe im ugly or maybe i have no game, whatever it is, i got blue balls in the end. edit she was also trying to tell me that im gonna find a great girl and im gonna have wonderful kids yadda yadda bull crap, i wanna get some ass now. DAMN!

"All girls are sluts. All they want is some deep d!ckin" Truest line i've ever heard from anyone. So from now on, if a girl is telling me im nice, im gonna drop the act and just take advantage of her. screw looking out for girls, they'll just dick you over in the end.


Gah, /end rant.

 

[Freejack2]

What the hell did you expect, you are going to a party where people are drinking and their inhibitions are gone.
If you want to meet a nice woman you are NOT going to meet her at some drunken party. You need to be going to places where nice women hang out if you want to meet a nice woman. Maybe she won't be in some baby doll shirt with short shorts, and lots of makeup but you might just find a nice woman with a great mind.

 

[diskop]

Originally posted by: Freejack2
What the hell did you expect, you are going to a party where people are drinking and their inhibitions are gone.
If you want to meet a nice woman you are NOT going to meet her at some drunken party. You need to be going to places where nice women hang out if you want to meet a nice woman. Maybe she won't be in some baby doll shirt with short shorts, and lots of makeup but you might just find a nice woman with a great mind.

True. You want a nice woman go to where nice women are.

 

[Spagina]

"she was also trying to tell me that im gonna find a great girl and im gonna have wonderful kids yadda yadda bull crap, i wanna get some ass now. DAMN!"

That is the line of death. If your looking to get laid by a girl, then this isn't the line you want to hear. Basically they are saying that you are too ugly for them, but you'll get lucky, someday, WAY on down the road. Next time when your trying to get laid at a party, if a girl spouts this line, wish her a good evening and move on to the next one

 

[yobarman]

I don't want a nice woman. I want some ass.


By the way, where do all these "nice" women hang out?

 

[skypilot]

Originally posted by: yobarman
We're both pretty hammered and i'm trying to get it on with her

No offense kiddo, but you're not exactly being a "nice guy" here. At a party drinking and trying to have a one night stand.... uh huh. WTG nice guy

:disgust:

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: skypilot

Originally posted by: yobarman
We're both pretty hammered and i'm trying to get it on with her

No offense kiddo, but you're not exactly being a "nice guy" here. At a party drinking and trying to have a one night stand.... uh huh. WTG nice guy

:disgust:

Hey, she was calling me a nice guy all night, she didn't know my real intentions haha. that was the problem too....

anyways, next girl who tells me im gonna have great kids is gonna get a big fat ass goodbye.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: skypilot

Originally posted by: yobarman
We're both pretty hammered and i'm trying to get it on with her

No offense kiddo, but you're not exactly being a "nice guy" here. At a party drinking and trying to have a one night stand.... uh huh. WTG nice guy

:disgust:

Hey, she was calling me a nice guy all night, she didn't know my real intentions haha. that was the problem too....

anyways, next girl who tells me im gonna have great kids is gonna get a big fat ass goodbye.

You dumbass, you should be flattered. The girl was basically telling you that you're too good for her.

 

[yobarman]

The girl was basically telling you that you're too good for her.

of course she was...she was a dumb slut but i just wanted some because she was one fine spanish chick with a gorgeous butt..oh my god, thank god i still got good old leftie....haha

 

[Schadenfreude]

Hahaha, was this some deep rooted revelation that you thought you discovered? Everyone knows this! I do feel somewhat sorry for you, but that sh!t always happens . . ..

 

[diskop]

Originally posted by: yobarman
I don't want a nice woman. I want some ass.


By the way, where do all these "nice" women hang out?

Good question. Let me know when you find out.

 

[yobarman]

Ok i wake up this morning sober, alone, and with a twisted knee. All I have is this bag of ice to confort me. That may have been the last party of the summer and I go emptyhanded...such is life. At least I had fun with all my friends.

 

[moshquerade]

take this from a chick
nice guys always finish last. chicks like a guy to play hard to get, but not too hard. you gotta be somewhat of a rebel. i am not interested in pushovers. i want a guy who is his own man and not looking to make it so obvious that he is drooling all over me. it's the thrill of the chase that will get you laid.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: yobarman
"All girls are sluts. All they want is some deep d!ckin" Truest line i've ever heard from anyone.

Yup, no doubt about that.

Spac3d

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: diskop

Originally posted by: Freejack2
What the hell did you expect, you are going to a party where people are drinking and their inhibitions are gone.
If you want to meet a nice woman you are NOT going to meet her at some drunken party. You need to be going to places where nice women hang out if you want to meet a nice woman. Maybe she won't be in some baby doll shirt with short shorts, and lots of makeup but you might just find a nice woman with a great mind.

True. You want a nice woman go to where nice women are.

you have got to be joking.

that is like saying, you want a billion dollars, get a job that earns you a billion dollars.

 

[Red Dawn]

. i want a guy who is his own man and not looking to make it so obvious that he is drooling all over me.

I bet you'd just be satisfied if you can find a guy who showers regulary

 

[moshquerade]

Joe's got some issues too i see

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: yobarman
I don't want a nice woman. I want some ass.


By the way, where do all these "nice" women hang out?

You're not going to get a nice woman with that attitude. For most nice women, what you want is not their top priority. What you want is a slut.

 

[Hammer]

why were you being a nice guy? dork. if you wanted it, you should have stopped dicking around and gone after it.

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: hammer09
why were you being a nice guy? dork. if you wanted it, you should have stopped dicking around and gone after it.

This is so true it hurts. I realize my mistake now and it will never happen again. God i hate myself right now haha.

 

[HiveMaster]

When she brings you ice for your knee, you say "thanks" then stick your tongue down her throat and your hand down her blouse. If she slaps you, nothing lost. At least you took a shot.

 

[smooth1]

Well that's depends on your definition of a nice women. nice= involve in helping out others (example at church?), nice women with inteligence, try college...etc

 

[Deeko]

Being a nice guy has nothing to do with it slugger. Whining that girls don't like nice guys is dork talk. If you're still a normal guy, and not a dork, you can be nice and still get girls.

 

[spanky]

that sux dude.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Being a nice guy has nothing to do with it slugger. Whining that girls don't like nice guys is dork talk. If you're still a normal guy, and not a dork, you can be nice and still get girls.

Even if you're a dork, you can get chicks. You just have to have confidence and be somewhat interesting.

If the girl was being a drunken slut, then either a) take her out of the friggin' party and let her cool down somewhere else (for her own good and yours) or, b) recognize that she wanted to act like a drunken slut and act accordingly - for me, I'd dump her, not worth it. If you really wanted to "get some ass", as you call it, you would've made a move.