Let the true GOD show himself

[Mai72]

 

[IronWing]

'sup.

GodAlmighty is a Lurker!

 

[IronWing]

Smug bastard.

 

[IronWing]

This would explain Mayalsian airlines. :sneaky:

 

[Raizinman]

Unless someone is holding a gun to your head - you don't have to follow any religion,.. so, what do you care about what other people follow or do? [/i]

Because religion has killed millions of people in history (crusades, etc.) and still is for example the middle east wars. If one religion can be proven above the others, I would have no problem switching religions. Why should I waste my time following the wrong religion or no religion at all? Nobody would.

 

[Mai72]

This would explain Mayalsian airlines. :sneaky:

lol, true.

 

[Ruptga]

Da fuck are you on about?

reefer

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Marie Callenders pie sale is still going, $7.99 for a whole pie, to go.

 

[Ruptga]

Unless someone is holding a gun to your head - you don't have to follow any religion,.. so, what do you care about what other people follow or do?

Just today I passed a crazy guy standing on a chair next to a major crosswalk, loudly proclaiming some evangelical crap that I can't even recall. I didn't really care, but at the same time it was irritating to have him interrupting my train of thought when I was trying to figure something out on my phone.

TL;DR: first world problems.

 

[SlitheryDee]

'sup.

God would totally be a lurker who joined a long time ago and has barely had anything to do with us since.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Because religion has killed millions of people in history (crusades, etc.) and still is for example the middle east wars. If one religion can be proven above the others, I would have no problem switching religions. Why should I waste my time following the wrong religion or no religion at all? Nobody would.

And, what is the current death rate/toll due to religion in today's world - you know, where you are currently living in??

 

[mikeymikec]

God would totally be a lurker who joined a long time ago and has barely had anything to do with us since.

Is it any surprise? Every time God does, people are all like "sorry this", "forgive me that", "I'm not worthy", or they're averting their eyes...

 

[DrPizza]

For the same reason the FSM can't

I disagree. For every image of Jesus on a piece of toast, there are dozens, if not hundreds of sightings of the FSM.
http://www.venganza.org/category/sightings/

Obviously, Pastafarianism is the one, true religion. How else do you explain so many sightings?

 

[zinfamous]

Ah, I see this thread is progressing nicely, as it always does.

time is a flat circle, indeed.

 

[inachu]

A true god would not be male or female.

Best way to test someone if they say they are an angel or GOD or any other kind of heavenly creature is to take all their clothes off.

If they have a belly button or nipples then they are a liar.

Angles do not have those. But they do have both male and female genitals because the heavenly powers are so strong that it is suggested outwardly in physical form to be both.

 

[Rakehellion]

Because religion has killed millions of people in history (crusades, etc.) and still is for example the middle east wars. If one religion can be proven above the others, I would have no problem switching religions. Why should I waste my time following the wrong religion or no religion at all? Nobody would.

Money and power are the reasons for killing. Religion is a conduit.

 

[SunnyD]

I disagree. For every image of Jesus on a piece of toast, there are dozens, if not hundreds of sightings of the FSM.
http://www.venganza.org/category/sightings/

Obviously, Pastafarianism is the one, true religion. How else do you explain so many sightings?

In submit that the FSM doesn't exist. If he was truly a god, then the Olive Garden wouldn't be going bankrupt right now.

:hmm:

Wait, this may actually be his plan after all...



Now I'm conflicted!

 

[schmuckley]

In submit that the FSM doesn't exist. If he was truly a god, then the Olive Garden wouldn't be going bankrupt right now.

:hmm:

Wait, this may actually be his plan after all...



Now I'm conflicted!

lol :awe:

I believe in the 1 true God.

1. "'I am the first and I am the last, And there is no God besides Me." Isaiah 44:6

He is the creator of this world.
Even if you believe you somehow came to be by mutating from monkeys which formed from rain on a rock.
It is not that way.

 

[schmuckley]

I disagree. For every image of Jesus on a piece of toast, there are dozens, if not hundreds of sightings of the FSM.
http://www.venganza.org/category/sightings/

Obviously, Pastafarianism is the one, true religion. How else do you explain so many sightings?

Yes,because smart people worship an entity made of flour and water. (Semolina)
which is man-made..every time.

 

[Ruptga]

Ah, I see this thread is progressing nicely, as it always does.

time is a flat circle, indeed.

Yep, every single time.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Yes,because smart people worship an entity made of flour and water. (Semolina)
which is man-made..every time.

Not this time. The immaculate pastafication is central to FSM doctrine.

 

[IronWing]

Yes,because smart people worship an entity made of flour and water. (Semolina)
which is man-made..every time.

It is a step up from worshipping a god made of um, ah, err, well, I guess nothing?

 

[schmuckley]

It is a step up from worshipping a god made of um, ah, err, well, I guess nothing?

How's that working out for you?

 

[IronWing]

How's that working out for you?

Not very well. Pasta is bad carbs.

How's your god doing by you? What led you to model your god on what some people wrote about a god they modeled on what some other people said about a god they modeled on a god created by another group of people long dead? Are you pretty happy with your current god? Any changes you're thinking about making?

 

[KeithTalent]

A true god would not be male or female.

Best way to test someone if they say they are an angel or GOD or any other kind of heavenly creature is to take all their clothes off.

If they have a belly button or nipples then they are a liar.

Angles do not have those. But they do have both male and female genitals because the heavenly powers are so strong that it is suggested outwardly in physical form to be both.

Did you just call god a hermaphrodite?

KT